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silverspookgames@mastodon.socialSilver Spook Games
silverspookgames@mastodon.social  [follow]
Creator of Neofeud, a dystopic cyberpunk adventure game. https://bit.ly/2OrX9ib Also a Native Hawaiian, social worker, dad, and STEM robotics teacher. He/Him They/Them Itch.io:=https://silverspook.itch.io/neofeud Steam:=https://store.steampowered.com/app/673850/Neofeud/ Patreon:=https://www.patreon.com/neofeud Donate:=ko-fi.com/silverspook
silverspookgames@octodon.social  [follow]
Creator of Neofeud, a dystopic cyberpunk adventure game. https://bit.ly/2OrX9ib Also a Native Hawaiian, social worker, dad, and STEM robotics teacher. He/Him They/Them
mherrb@mastodon.tetaneutral.netMatthieu Herrb
mherrb@mastodon.tetaneutral.net  [follow]
Free Software, X.Org , OpenBSD, Security, Tetaneutral.net ffdn, Research Engineer at CNRS-LAAS in Robotics@matthieu for BSD stuff#nobot
cy@mastodon.sdf.org  [follow]
- currently doing research in the field of #Robotics , #ComputerVisionand #NeuralNetworks (#DeepLearning)- Hobby #gamedev and #webdev- Also interested in #ScaleModeling , #RC and #Tabletop- Posts are automatically deleted after one week using forget.codl.fr
matthieu@bsd.networkMatthieu Herrb
matthieu@bsd.network  [follow]
#XOrg , #OpenBSD, #Security, #tetaneutralnet¸ #Research Engineer at CNRS-LAAS in #Robotics@mherrb for non BSD stuff#nobot
utahkaa@mstdn.jputahka ✅
utahkaa@mstdn.jp  [follow]
M1 OKLAB, 未ロボ (Robotics, Acoustics), aba inc.
jeibros@mastodon.social  [follow]
Robotics & artificial intelligence. Source of enthropy.
jamuraa@mastodon.social💖 Marie 💖
jamuraa@mastodon.social  [follow]
Giant woman (🎶 a giant woman 🎶) programmer taking a break from robotics 💖 Backup account. Main account: jamuraa@witches.town
dazai@mstdn.io  [follow]
open source #robotics | #linux | accelerationist | aspiring astronaut | recognise each other's (trans)humanity and engage each other as equals | 改造人間になる事になりました Gender=db.genders.drop() Location=Universe
astranoir@wandering.shop  [follow]
STEAM-powered software engineer, FIRST Robotics Competition team coach, and all-around nerd pronouns=she/they time zone=US Eastern
yirgacheffe@mstdn.jp  [follow]
Ph.D in Engineering. I love coffee. I'm studying machine learning, deep learning, computer vision, robotics.
joule@mastodon.social졸리오 loves coffee
joule@mastodon.social  [follow]
roboticist, mechE, http://www.aoreugif.net7 foot tall, ex-basketball pro, hindu guru, drag queen alien. Works for a non-profit, but not YOUR non-profit. robotics=
broketech@mastodon.technology  [follow]
Robotics, cryptography, programming, armchair analyst, and all around awesome guy. #probot #enslave #surface #dwellers #hail #lizard #king
neonking@bsd.networkJerome KASPER (NeonKing)
Major influence
neonking@bsd.network  [follow]
OpenBSD addict. Loves Music, CAD, Game programming and Robotics. Stupid guy doing stupid things. You shouldn't care about me. freenode=neonking Favourite film=Pi by D.Aronowski Favourite film #2=Matrux Trilogy by Wachowski sisters
pkok@qoto.org  [follow]
Robotics student/lecturer, TT/RPG enthusiast, cat dad.
drb@mastodon.socialDevin Berg
drb@mastodon.social  [follow]
Professor of Mechanical Engineering. Working on design, robotics, engineering education, and open engineering. Personal account.
andreafeletto@mastodon.unoAndrea Feletto
sito, foto
andreafeletto@mastodon.uno  [follow]
Studio Electronics and Robotics presso l'Università degli Studi di Trento.I use Arch, btw. code=https://sr.ht/~andreafeletto
moepmoep@social.tchncs.deMoep Moep
moepmoep@social.tchncs.de  [follow]
Moep Möp Moep#Linux#OpenSource#Security#HEMA#climbing #klettern#robots #robotics #robot#starwars#cat #cats #Katze #Katzen #gato #neko
deadcode@fosstodon.org  [follow]
I work in robotics. I'm interested in open-source software/hardware development. :hackaday:=https://hackaday.io/protobits :blobthinkingeyes:=https://protobits.dev
milo@octodon.socialmilo ☁
milo@octodon.social  [follow]
plant sympathizer / queer jew / graphic designer ⟶ she/her ⟶ #design #ux #art #robotics #illustration #physics
shanecelis@mastodon.gamedev.placeShane Celis
Website, Github, Twitter
shanecelis@mastodon.gamedev.place  [follow]
I'm an evolutionary robotics researcher turned game developer, making fun virtual robot toys that hint at artificial evolution (think: educational trojan horse)
loy@mastodon.technology  [follow]
Robot programmer @TechUnited, Technical Committee #RoboCup@Home, MSc in Artificial Intelligence, scout @ScoutingBoxtel. Working at Mojin Robotics
astranoir@mastodon.technology  [follow]
STEAM-powered software engineer, FIRST Robotics Competition team coach, and all-around nerd pronouns=she/they
tel@hackers.town  [follow]
Robotics engineer squandering my education by not building cyborgs. Computers=Yes Human=For now Music=Synthwave
rbenjamin@social.coopRobert Benjamin
rbenjamin@social.coop  [follow]
#PlatformCoop architect. Dedicated to the balanced ownership future. #media #finance #cooperative #VR #robotics
jdrewsen@mastodon.gamedev.placeJonas Drewsen
jdrewsen@mastodon.gamedev.place  [follow]
Unity core dev by day - noob'ing around with robotics and stuff at night.
liebelur@mstdn.ioUrban 🇪🇺 🇩🇪
liebelur@mstdn.io  [follow]
32dots, Intuity Life Lab, ACQUIFER, life science, robotics, smart microscopes, data machines, bioinformatics...hungry & foolish
adamsky@social.coopAdam Adamsky 小伯
adamsky@social.coop  [follow]
#coding #futurism #sustainability #automation #permaculture #farming #robotics #fabrication working towards decentralized cooperative futureeng pl 中文he/him
lucab@tech.lgbtLuca ✨
lucab@tech.lgbt  [follow]
Robotics student. Bi, transfem, bigender.
omershapira@mastodon.gamedev.placeYUNG TENSOR
omershapira@mastodon.gamedev.place  [follow]
High-functioning millenial■ VR+Robotics @ NVIDIA ■ VFX⎯Mathematics⎯Electronic Elsewheres
rivertzlec@qoto.org  [follow]
Robotics, AI, learning machines and man-machine interfaces. These are the things I'm interested in. Shame I'm not studying anything even tangentially related.
hagawi@social.quodverum.comZain A H ®
hagawi@social.quodverum.com  [follow]
A founding board member of the Saudi #Curling Association,a cook and a traveler. maybe politics,did I mention that I love plants 🌱 AI, Robotics and VR .
kalspelletich@kolektiva.socialKal Spelletich
kalspelletich@kolektiva.social  [follow]
For 39 years, Kal Spelletich has been exploring the interface of humans and technology. His work is interactive, requiring participants to enter or operate his pieces, often against their instincts of self-preservation. He probes the boundaries between fear, control and exhilaration by giving his audience the opportunity to operate and control fascinating and often dangerous machinery. The work is inspired by political activism and getting people involved in life. art=Robotics Anarchy=Technology hacker=survival interactive art=sensors
fblchrstn@mastodon.socialchristian faubel
fblchrstn@mastodon.social  [follow]
christian faubel is an interdisciplinary scholar working in the differing fields of neuroscience, autonomous systems research and media art & design. he is professor for smart connected products at the university of applied sciences cologne and he holds a PhD in electrical engineering. In 2002 he founded derstrudel, a collective for the mediation of a relaxed approach to electronics and robotics.
bob@primatemind.infoBob Mottram
bob@primatemind.info  [follow]
Personal home servers and occasional AI/Alife hacking. bob@robotics.uk.to Fingerprint: D538 1159 CD7A 2F80 2F06 ABA0 0452 CC7C EA98 2E38
chacerider@mastodon.art  [follow]
Toku & JJBA fan, artist, writer, and general lover of all things space and robotics. ♥ Open for art commissions!https://about.me/chaceRider
kd9orr@mastodon.radio  [follow]
teenager, she/her, electronics, robotics, and amateur radio for youth
rebelcoder@mastodon.social  [follow]
Programmer. For life extension! Into Brain & Consciousness studies. Robotics/A.I. engineering for Space travel. Vegan. 100% FOSS. Transferring my programming skills into Bioinformatics and looking for a job/projects in Bioinformatics/Data Science.Web: http://rebelscience.clubMy Research/Programming YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/r937bh4Medium: https://medium.com/@rebelCoderBioLBRY: https://lbry.tv/@rebelCoder:4Telegram: https://t.me/biocodex
isaacmaw_robots@qoto.orgIsaac Maw
My Latest Feature Article
isaacmaw_robots@qoto.org  [follow]
Robotics & Automation Editor, engineering.com. My posts may not reflect the views of engineering.com. This Week in Engineering=https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL650947507C2AE1D3
hazelton@mastodon.cloud  [follow]
#programming #robotics #space #failure #puppies
yamujala@inditoot.comప్రదీప్ యాముజాల
Blog, Photography, LinkedIn
yamujala@inditoot.com  [follow]
Son, brother, husband and father to two electrons. #programmer #architect #photographer who loves #Hindu culture #astronomy #robotics and #science in general.
allysonrobinson@mastodon.socialAllyson Dylan Robinson
Website, Twitter, Twitch, LinkedIn
allysonrobinson@mastodon.social  [follow]
Roleplayer, Worldbuilder, Gamer Girl ✈︎ Sci-fi & Alt. History Writer ✈︎ Inclusion & Diversity at Amazon Robotics ✈︎ @ThatSaltyGinger's GF ✈︎ #hopepunk
chrismck@mastodon.cloud  [follow]
Aspiring full stack developer and fictional robotics enthusiast
mavis@blob.cat  [follow]
Interested in robotics, cybernetics, scifi, space travel, bitcoin, decentralization, open source, video games, psychology, philosophy. Gender=Male Age=21.5 Language=English, Dutch
welshcake@toot.walesJack Morgan
welshcake@toot.wales  [follow]
Software engineer and robotics specialist. Aberystwyth University alumni. Currently living in #Swansea. Looking for work in Wales.My main Mastodon is on the Fosstodon instance: @welshcake
alexendy@eldritch.cafe  [follow]
Alex [al | they]AI & robotics researcher 🤖💻📚 - insufferable nerd 🎲🎮 - fledgling queer 🦄🌈 - avid reader 📕📗📘 - polyamorist ∞❤️️ - neuroatypical 🙃
andreafeletto@mastodon.socialAndrea Feletto
github, website
andreafeletto@mastodon.social  [follow]
I study Electronics and Robotics at the University of Trento.I use Arch, btw. sourcehat=https://sr.ht/~andreafeletto italian=https://mastodon.uno/@andreafeletto
evergreen@mastodon.xyz  [follow]
Studying Robotics at University of Pisa - 🇮🇹
nicolas@mastodon.xyzNicolas Gonzalez
nicolas@mastodon.xyz  [follow]
Phd Student Snootlab/IRIT, Embedded Systems Engineer, tetaneutral.net, IoT, Robotics, OpenSoftware, OpenHardware
welshcake@fosstodon.orgJack :ubuntu: :lineageos2:
GitLab, GitHub
welshcake@fosstodon.org  [follow]
#Computer engineer and #robotics specialist from #Wales. Likes video #gaming, Internet #memes, and the atmosphere of #rain. Sometimes leaves cups of #tea go cold.#uk #europe #nerdfighter #linux #ubuntu #windows Habitica=welshcake
wintershortsftw@liberdon.com  [follow]
Mad Engineer, voluntaryist. Permaculture, robotics, & seasteading enthusiast.
adamctp@fosstodon.org  [follow]
I'm the host, editor, producer, .... hell almost everything of the Crazy Thoughts Podcast. (Check us out on most platforms) I'm very interested in privacy and security when it comes to my online/digital data, and am very interested in programming and robotics. I dabbled in html5, C++, python, and swift. Also built a Jimu astrobot with my daughter. I'm looking to start a carrier with something to do with programming and hopefully robotics. All resources are greatly appreciated!!
andrec@mastodon.technology  [follow]
Studying Engineering at UBCO, interested in 3D printing, technology and internet privacy and security. As well as programing and robotics.
crobisaur@mastodon.socialCrobi @ Demosplash
crobisaur@mastodon.social  [follow]
Robotics/AI researcher, I love retro tech and demoscene. queer af, trans (she/her)
dalealleshouse@qoto.orgHideous Humpback Freak
dalealleshouse@qoto.org  [follow]
Dale Alleshouse, AKA the hideous humpback freak, is a software engineer and researcher at Carnegie Mellon University’s Software Engineering Institute. He is a 25+ year veteran developer with a passion for technology and a penchant for keeping up with software trends. In the course of his career, he has architected and developed many different types of software including systems, robotics, and business. He has a particular affinity toward DevOps focused cloud native business applications which has given him exposure to a litany of frameworks (frontend and backend), databases (relational and NoSQL), and other related tools. He prides himself on understanding software technologies at a base level which enables him to come up to speed in any environment quickly.Dale’s personal goal is to increase the technical acumen of as many software professionals as possible. Therefore, in his free time, he’s involved in several technical user groups and participates in mentorship programs. He also speaks at conferences and actively contributes to the open source community. When not programming, you can find him either studying philosophy or lifting heavy things in the gym and generally being a menace.
eban@toot.gnous.eu  [follow]
Secondary-school student with a passion for robotics 🤖 , computer security 👨🏻‍💻 , UI Design 🎨 and computer science in general 🖥
hilaal_leo@mastodon.socialHilaal Alam
hilaal_leo@mastodon.social  [follow]
| Startups | Robotics | Quantum | Nano | Space | QUBITOR - @qubitor_labs (Twitter) |
technews@fosstodon.org  [follow]
Hi I'm a Senior application engineer working in the field of robotics, automation and IIoT. Follow me to get the latest updates from the world of technology curated from all over the web.
carlosevo@scholar.social  [follow]
Working towards a Master degree in Robotics at #ETHZurich 🇨🇭🇭🇰粵語 🇨🇳普通话 🇬🇧English 🇩🇪Deutsch
dragon_commune@plural.cafe  [follow]
Plural system and non-binary trans woman. Fae/FaerQuiet gamer. Loves to tinker with electronics, programming, pottery, 3D modelling, and robotics.
osnizle@mastodon.socialAiden Onstott
osnizle@mastodon.social  [follow]
im here now and i do pit and robotics and code and am want ded
snafubar@mastodon.technology  [follow]
#vlsi #iot #devops #python #perl #ruby #robotics #renewables
aj_williams1@fosstodon.orgaj :vim: :suckless: :gentoo:
aj_williams1@fosstodon.org  [follow]
I am a student and a linux, suckless, and vim enthusaist. I'm interested in engineering, robotics, and programming. I also play the saxophone and write (mediocre) music.
arthurlockman@cybre.spaceArthur Lockman
arthurlockman@cybre.space  [follow]
Beep-booper at Vistaprint and WPI Robotics alumnus.
bobculley@sfba.socialBob Culley
bobculley@sfba.social  [follow]
Retired software engineer, still follow developments in AI, Robotics, but now spend more time on travel, music & making things at MakerNexus (Sunnyvale). Website: disorg.org
misterblue@mstdn.social  [follow]
Working on Vircadia virtual world project. Previously working on OpenSimulator. Long time open-source developer. Interests are virtual worlds, distributed services, robotics, and AI.
qwerty@trollian.space  [follow]
random@shitposter.club  [follow]
Robotics, cryptography, programming, armchair analyst, and all around awesome guy. #probot #enslave #surface #dwellers #hail #lizard #king
aklys@scicomm.xyz  [follow]
IT background looking to find a place in either robotics, automation or data analysis
apxmachit@qoto.org  [follow]
Papa John’s best pizza, random tech stuff, might upload to PeerTube? Region=Northeast US Video games=Minecraft, Overwatch, Valorant, Mario Other stuff=Wii U, biking Code interests=Robotics, console apps, web apps
ezag@mastodon.socialNicolas Gonzalez
ezag@mastodon.social  [follow]
Phd Student Snootlab/IRIT, Embedded Systems Engineer, tetaneutral.net, IoT, Robotics, OpenSoftware, OpenHardware
niroast@mastodon.xyzNick Rostant
niroast@mastodon.xyz  [follow]
Artificial Intelligence and Robotics Undergrad @ AberystwythEmbedded Software, Coffee, and Boatswww.nickrostant.com
patchbots@mastodon.technology  [follow]
My name is Patrick. I have a youtube channel focusing on open-source 3D printed robotics. Check it out and join in on the build! youtube.com/PatchBOTS
sethbrown@linuxrocks.online  [follow]
Slackware addict, old system administrator, trying to learn something about robotics & have some fun with tech before the singularity hits :)
sunnyrayshow@bitcoinhackers.orgSunny Ray
sunnyrayshow@bitcoinhackers.org  [follow]
#bitcoin since 2011 & #robotics since 2005; #bitcoin business @Unocoin & @PaycaseFin; #bitcoin vodcast host https://www.BuildingOnBitcoin.com;twitter: https://twitter.com/SunnyRayShow.
uwma_ranger_em@sunbeam.city  [follow]
(he/they)"I'm not your woman. I'm not your man. I am something that you'll never understand." But for real, please call me Em! I'm an enby and a forest ranger. I'm also an avid student and lover of ecopsychology, cosmology, robotics, and futurism. One day I hope to be part of the team that saves the world!
Blog, Github
aeiche@twit.social  [follow]
Automotive Software Engineer by day. Robotics and 3D printer enthusiast by night.
danielhglus@cybre.spaceDaniel Glus, ᶜʸᵇʳᵉ ᵉᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒⁿ
danielhglus@cybre.space  [follow]
open-source dev, Wikipedia editor | researching self-driving bicycles in a robotics lab | 🇺🇲 | also @danielhglus
jg03@fosstodon.org  [follow]
Open source more like open sores Pronouns=he/him Linux Distro=Manjaro Interests=Programming, FIRST Robotics competition, Geocaching, linux
karlswa@mastodon.online  [follow]
AI & Robotics student interested in FOSS.
msarchet@mastodon.social  [follow]
Software, TTRPG, Robotics, Science, Astronomy
natora@mastodon.social  [follow]
Investor interested in AI, Bitcoin, blockchain, ICS cyber-sec, robotics, quantum computing. Also dinosaurs and unicorns.
pedrohgb@mastodon.onlinePedro H. G. Barbosa
LinkedIn, Facebook
pedrohgb@mastodon.online  [follow]
Brazilian software developer, future mechatronics engineer and sci-fi enthusiast. Always learning something new.All opinions are my own.#nobot Interests=#Engineering | #Mechatronics | #EmbeddedSystems | #Programming | #IoT | #Electronics | #AI | #Microcontrollers | #IT | #Robotics | #FOSS | #Linux | #Security | #SciFi | #History | #Cyberculture | #Animals Languages=Portuguese | English | Spanish
reliableembeddedsystems@libranet.deRobert Berger
reliableembeddedsystems@libranet.de  [follow]
Gender=Male About=Since 1993, Robert Berger gathered practical and managerial experience in software design and development for embedded systems with and without hard real-time requirements.Since the beginning of the 21st century, he has used GNU/Linux on desktop and server class machines, but mainly for embedded practices (automotive, industrial control, robotics, telecoms, consumer electronics, etc.). Robert regularly attends international events such as "Embedded World", "Embedded Software Engineering Congress", "Embedded Systems Conference", and "Embedded Linux Conference" as an expert and lecturer. His specialty is mainly training, but also consulting (in German or English) worldwide. Robert's expertise ranges from the smallest real-time systems (FreeRTOS) to set-ups with multiple processors/cores and embedded GNU/Linux (user-, kernel-space, device drivers, hardware interfacing, debugging, multi-core, Yocto Project) with a focus on free and open source software. Robert is a globe-trotter. He is CEO & Embedded Software Specialist at Reliable Embedded Systems which is based in St. Barbara, Austria, and when not traveling, lives with his family in Athens, Greece.
takayan660@mstdn.guru  [follow]
気軽にフォローしてくださいね! https://github.com/takayan660 /HumanoidRobot/Reinforcement-Learning/RoboCup/CIT/Advanced-Robotics/BTTF/Anime/Sinon(Kettsey)
wlavallee@qoto.org  [follow]
Interested in technology development in the areas of Construction, Agriculture, Healthcare, Longevity, Robotics, 3D Printing, Cryptocurrency, and Space Resource Exploration and Development.
according_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation_there_is_no_way_a_bee_should_be_able_to_fly_its_wings_are_too_small_to_get_its_fat_little_body_off_the_ground_the_bee_of_course_flies_anyway_because_bees_don_t_care_what_humans_think_is_impossible@social.boosterok.comBee Movie
according_to_all_known_laws_of_aviation_there_is_no_way_a_bee_should_be_able_to_fly_its_wings_are_too_small_to_get_its_fat_little_body_off_the_ground_the_bee_of_course_flies_anyway_because_bees_don_t_care_what_humans_think_is_impossible@social.boosterok.com  [follow]
According to all known lawsof aviation,there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.The bee, of course, flies anywaybecause bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.Barry! Breakfast is ready!Coming!Hang on a second.Hello?- Barry?- Adam?- Can you believe this is happening?- I can't. I'll pick you up.Looking sharp.Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.Sorry. I'm excited.Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.A perfect report card, all B's.Very proud.Ma! I got a thing going here.- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That's me!- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.Never thought I'd make it.Three days grade school,three days high school.Those were awkward.Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.You did come back different.- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.- You going to the funeral?- No, I'm not going.Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.That's why we don't need vacations.Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.- Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!- Bee-men.- Amen!Hallelujah!Students, faculty, distinguished bees,please welcome Dean Buzzwell.Welcome, New Hive Citygraduating class of......9:15.That concludes our ceremonies.And begins your careerat Honex Industries!Will we pick ourjob today?I heard it's just orientation.Heads up! Here we go.Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.- Wonder what it'll be like?- A little scary.Welcome to Honex,a division of Honescoand a part of the Hexagon Group.This is it!Wow.Wow.We know that you, as a bee,have worked your whole lifeto get to the point where youcan work for your whole life.Honey begins when our valiant PollenJocks bring the nectar to the hive.Our top-secret formulais automatically color-corrected,scent-adjusted and bubble-contouredinto this soothing sweet syrupwith its distinctivegolden glow you know as...Honey!- That girl was hot.- She's my cousin!- She is?- Yes, we're all cousins.- Right. You're right.- At Honex, we constantly striveto improve every aspectof bee existence.These bees are stress-testinga new helmet technology.- What do you think he makes?- Not enough.Here we have our latest advancement,the Krelman.- What does that do?- Catches that little strand of honeythat hangs after you pour it.Saves us millions.Can anyone work on the Krelman?Of course. Most bee jobs aresmall ones. But bees knowthat every small job,if it's done well, means a lot.But choose carefullybecause you'll stay in the jobyou pick for the rest of your life.The same job the rest of your life?I didn't know that.What's the difference?You'll be happy to know that bees,as a species, haven't had one day offin 27 million years.So you'll just work us to death?We'll sure try.Wow! That blew my mind!"What's the difference?"How can you say that?One job forever?That's an insane choice to have to make.I'm relieved. Now we only haveto make one decision in life.But, Adam, how could theynever have told us that?Why would you question anything?We're bees.We're the most perfectlyfunctioning society on Earth.You ever think maybe thingswork a little too well here?Like what? Give me one example.I don't know. But you knowwhat I'm talking about.Please clear the gate.Royal Nectar Force on approach.Wait a second. Check it out.- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!- Wow.I've never seen them this close.They know what it's likeoutside the hive.Yeah, but some don't come back.- Hey, Jocks!- Hi, Jocks!You guys did great!You're monsters!You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!- I wonder where they were.- I don't know.Their day's not planned.Outside the hive, flying who knowswhere, doing who knows what.You can'tjust decide to be a PollenJock. You have to be bred for that.Right.Look. That's more pollenthan you and I will see in a lifetime.It's just a status symbol.Bees make too much of it.Perhaps. Unless you're wearing itand the ladies see you wearing it.Those ladies?Aren't they our cousins too?Distant. Distant.Look at these two.- Couple of Hive Harrys.- Let's have fun with them.It must be dangerousbeing a Pollen Jock.Yeah. Once a bear pinned meagainst a mushroom!He had a paw on my throat,and with the other, he was slapping me!- Oh, my!- I never thought I'd knock him out.What were you doing during this?Trying to alert the authorities.I can autograph that.A little gusty out there today,wasn't it, comrades?Yeah. Gusty.We're hitting a sunflower patchsix miles from here tomorrow.- Six miles, huh?- Barry!A puddle jump for us,but maybe you're not up for it.- Maybe I am.- You are not!We're going 0900 at J-Gate.What do you think, buzzy-boy?Are you bee enough?I might be. It all dependson what 0900 means.Hey, Honex!Dad, you surprised me.You decide what you're interested in?- Well, there's a lot of choices.- But you only get one.Do you ever get boreddoing the same job every day?Son, let me tell you about stirring.You grab that stick, and you justmove it around, and you stir it around.You get yourself into a rhythm.It's a beautiful thing.You know, Dad,the more I think about it,maybe the honey fieldjust isn't right for me.You were thinking of what,making balloon animals?That's a bad jobfor a guy with a stinger.Janet, your son's not surehe wants to go into honey!- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.- I'm not trying to be funny.You're not funny! You're goinginto honey. Our son, the stirrer!- You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's listening to me!Wait till you see the sticks I have.I could say anything right now.I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!Let's open some honey and celebrate!Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.Shave my antennae.Shack up with a grasshopper. Geta gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!I'm so proud.- We're starting work today!- Today's the day.Come on! All the good jobswill be gone.Yeah, right.Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,stirrer, front desk, hair removal...- Is it still available?- Hang on. Two left!One of them's yours! Congratulations!Step to the side.- What'd you get?- Picking crud out. Stellar!Wow!Couple of newbies?Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!Make your choice.- You want to go first?- No, you go.Oh, my. What's available?Restroom attendant's open,not for the reason you think.- Any chance of getting the Krelman?- Sure, you're on.I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.Wax monkey's always open.The Krelman opened up again.What happened?A bee died. Makes an opening. See?He's dead. Another dead one.Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.Dead from the neck up.Dead from the neck down. That's life!Oh, this is so hard!Heating, cooling,stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,humming, inspector number seven,lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,mite wrangler. Barry, whatdo you think I should... Barry?Barry!All right, we've got the sunflower patchin quadrant nine...What happened to you?Where are you?- I'm going out.- Out? Out where?- Out there.- Oh, no!I have to, before I goto work for the rest of my life.You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?Another call coming in.If anyone's feeling brave,there's a Korean deli on 83rdthat gets their roses today.Hey, guys.- Look at that.- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.Really? Feeling lucky, are you?Sign here, here. Just initial that.- Thank you.- OK.You got a rain advisory today,and as you all know,bees cannot fly in rain.So be careful. As always,watch your brooms,hockey sticks, dogs,birds, bears and bats.Also, I got a couple of reportsof root beer being poured on us.Murphy's in a home because of it,babbling like a cicada!- That's awful.- And a reminder for you rookies,bee law number one,absolutely no talking to humans!All right, launch positions!Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!Black and yellow!Hello!You ready for this, hot shot?Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.Wind, check.- Antennae, check.- Nectar pack, check.- Wings, check.- Stinger, check.Scared out of my shorts, check.OK, ladies,let's move it out!Pound those petunias,you striped stem-suckers!All of you, drain those flowers!Wow! I'm out!I can't believe I'm out!So blue.I feel so fast and free!Box kite!Wow!Flowers!This is Blue Leader.We have roses visual.Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.Roses!30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.Stand to the side, kid.It's got a bit of a kick.That is one nectar collector!- Ever see pollination up close?- No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle itover here. Maybe a dash over there,a pinch on that one.See that? It's a little bit of magic.That's amazing. Why do we do that?That's pollen power. More pollen, moreflowers, more nectar, more honey for us.Cool.I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.Could be daisies. Don't we need those?Copy that visual.Wait. One of these flowersseems to be on the move.Say again? You're reportinga moving flower?Affirmative.That was on the line!This is the coolest. What is it?I don't know, but I'm loving this color.It smells good.Not like a flower, but I like it.Yeah, fuzzy.Chemical-y.Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.My sweet lord of bees!Candy-brain, get off there!Problem!- Guys!- This could be bad.Affirmative.Very close.Gonna hurt.Mama's little boy.You are way out of position, rookie!Coming in at you like a missile!Help me!I don't think these are flowers.- Should we tell him?- I think he knows.What is this?!Match point!You can start packing up, honey,because you're about to eat it!Yowser!Gross.There's a bee in the car!- Do something!- I'm driving!- Hi, bee.- He's back here!He's going to sting me!Nobody move. If you don't move,he won't sting you. Freeze!He blinked!Spray him, Granny!What are you doing?!Wow... the tension levelout here is unbelievable.I gotta get home.Can't fly in rain.Can't fly in rain.Can't fly in rain.Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!Ken, could you closethe window please?Ken, could you closethe window please?Check out my new resume.I made it into a fold-out brochure.You see? Folds out.Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.What was that?Maybe this time. This time. This time.This time! This time! This...Drapes!That is diabolical.It's fantastic. It's got all my specialskills, even my top-ten favorite movies.What's number one? Star Wars?Nah, I don't go for that......kind of stuff.No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.They're out of their minds.When I leave a job interview, they'reflabbergasted, can't believe what I say.There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.I don't remember the sunhaving a big 75 on it.I predicted global warming.I could feel it getting hotter.At first I thought it was just me.Wait! Stop! Bee!Stand back. These are winter boots.Wait!Don't kill him!You know I'm allergic to them!This thing could kill me!Why does his life haveless value than yours?Why does his life have any less valuethan mine? Is that your statement?I'm just saying all life has value. Youdon't know what he's capable of feeling.My brochure!There you go, little guy.I'm not scared of him.It's an allergic thing.Put that on your resume brochure.My whole face could puff up.Make it one of your special skills.Knocking someone outis also a special skill.Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.- You could put carob chips on there.- Bye.- Supposed to be less calories.- Bye.I gotta say something.She saved my life.I gotta say something.All right, here it goes.Nah.What would I say?I could really get in trouble.It's a bee law.You're not supposed to talk to a human.I can't believe I'm doing this.I've got to.Oh, I can't do it. Come on!No. Yes. No.Do it. I can't.How should I start it?"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.Here she comes! Speak, you fool!Hi!I'm sorry.- You're talking.- Yes, I know.You're talking!I'm so sorry.No, it's OK. It's fine.I know I'm dreaming.But I don't recall going to bed.Well, I'm sure thisis very disconcerting.This is a bit of a surprise to me.I mean, you're a bee!I am. And I'm not supposedto be doing this,but they were all trying to kill me.And if it wasn't for you...I had to thank you.It's just how I was raised.That was a little weird.- I'm talking with a bee.- Yeah.I'm talking to a bee.And the bee is talking to me!I just want to say I'm grateful.I'll leave now.- Wait! How did you learn to do that?- What?The talking thing.Same way you did, I guess."Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.- That's very funny.- Yeah.Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,we'd cry with what we have to deal with.Anyway...Can I......get you something?- Like what?I don't know. I mean...I don't know. Coffee?I don't want to put you out.It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.- It's just coffee.- I hate to impose.- Don't be ridiculous!- Actually, I would love a cup.Hey, you want rum cake?- I shouldn't.- Have some.- No, I can't.- Come on!I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.- Where?- These stripes don't help.You look great!I don't know if you knowanything about fashion.Are you all right?No.He's making the tie in the cabas they're flying up Madison.He finally gets there.He runs up the steps into the church.The wedding is on.And he says, "Watermelon?I thought you said Guatemalan.Why would I marry a watermelon?"Is that a bee joke?That's the kind of stuff we do.Yeah, different.So, what are you gonna do, Barry?About work? I don't know.I want to do my part for the hive,but I can't do it the way they want.I know how you feel.- You do?- Sure.My parents wanted me to be a lawyer ora doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.- Really?- My only interest is flowers.Our new queen was just electedwith that same campaign slogan.Anyway, if you look...There's my hive right there. See it?You're in Sheep Meadow!Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!No way! I know that area.I lost a toe ring there once.- Why do girls put rings on their toes?- Why not?- It's like putting a hat on your knee.- Maybe I'll try that.- You all right, ma'am?- Oh, yeah. Fine.Just having two cups of coffee!Anyway, this has been great.Thanks for the coffee.Yeah, it's no trouble.Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,I'd be up the rest of my life.Are you...?Can I take a piece of this with me?Sure! Here, have a crumb.- Thanks!- Yeah.All right. Well, then...I guess I'll see you around.Or not.OK, Barry.And thank youso much again... for before.Oh, that? That was nothing.Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...This can't possibly work.He's all set to go.We may as well try it.OK, Dave, pull the chute.- Sounds amazing.- It was amazing!It was the scariest,happiest moment of my life.Humans! I can't believeyou were with humans!Giant, scary humans!What were they like?Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.They eat crazy giant things.They drive crazy.- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?- Some of them. But some of them don't.- How'd you get back?- Poodle.You did it, and I'm glad. You sawwhatever you wanted to see.You had your "experience." Now youcan pick out yourjob and be normal.- Well...- Well?Well, I met someone.You did? Was she Bee-ish?- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!- No, no, no, not a wasp.- Spider?- I'm not attracted to spiders.I know it's the hottest thing,with the eight legs and all.I can't get by that face.So who is she?She's... human.No, no. That's a bee law.You wouldn't break a bee law.- Her name's Vanessa.- Oh, boy.She's so nice. And she's a florist!Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!We're not dating.You're flying outside the hive, talkingto humans that attack our homeswith power washers and M-80s!One-eighth a stick of dynamite!She saved my life!And she understands me.This is over!Eat this.This is not over! What was that?- They call it a crumb.- It was so stingin' stripey!And that's not what they eat.That's what falls off what they eat!- You know what a Cinnabon is?- No.It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.They heat it up...Sit down!...really hot!- Listen to me!We are not them! We're us.There's us and there's them!Yes, but who can denythe heart that is yearning?There's no yearning.Stop yearning. Listen to me!You have got to start thinking bee,my friend. Thinking bee!- Thinking bee.- Thinking bee.Thinking bee! Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!There he is. He's in the pool.You know what your problem is, Barry?I gotta start thinking bee?How much longer will this go on?It's been three days!Why aren't you working?I've got a lot of big life decisionsto think about.What life? You have no life!You have no job. You're barely a bee!Would it kill youto make a little honey?Barry, come out.Your father's talking to you.Martin, would you talk to him?Barry, I'm talking to you!You coming?Got everything?All set!Go ahead. I'll catch up.Don't be too long.Watch this!Vanessa!- We're still here.- I told you not to yell at him.He doesn't respond to yelling!- Then why yell at me?- Because you don't listen!I'm not listening to this.Sorry, I've gotta go.- Where are you going?- I'm meeting a friend.A girl? Is this why you can't decide?Bye.I just hope she's Bee-ish.They have a huge paradeof flowers every year in Pasadena?To be in the Tournament of Roses,that's every florist's dream!Up on a float, surroundedby flowers, crowds cheering.A tournament. Do the rosescompete in athletic events?No. All right, I've got one.How come you don't fly everywhere?It's exhausting. Why don't yourun everywhere? It's faster.Yeah, OK, I see, I see.All right, your turn.TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?That's insane!You don't have that?We have Hivo, but it's a disease.It's a horrible, horrible disease.Oh, my.Dumb bees!You must want to sting all those jerks.We try not to sting.It's usually fatal for us.So you have to watch your temper.Very carefully.You kick a wall, take a walk,write an angry letter and throw it out.Work through it like any emotion:Anger, jealousy, lust.Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?Yeah.- What is wrong with you?!- It's a bug.He's not bothering anybody.Get out of here, you creep!What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?Yeah, it was. How did you know?It felt like about 10 pages.Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.You've really got thatdown to a science.- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.- I'll bet.What in the nameof Mighty Hercules is this?How did this get here?Cute Bee, Golden Blossom,Ray Liotta Private Select?- Is he that actor?- I never heard of him.- Why is this here?- For people. We eat it.You don't haveenough food of your own?- Well, yes.- How do you get it?- Bees make it.- I know who makes it!And it's hard to make it!There's heating, cooling, stirring.You need a whole Krelman thing!- It's organic.- It's our-ganic!It's just honey, Barry.Just what?!Bees don't know about this!This is stealing! A lot of stealing!You've taken our homes, schools,hospitals! This is all we have!And it's on sale?!I'm getting to the bottom of this.I'm getting to the bottomof all of this!Hey, Hector.- You almost done?- Almost.He is here. I sense it.Well, I guess I'll go home nowand just leave this nice honey out,with no one around.You're busted, box boy!I knew I heard something.So you can talk!I can talk.And now you'll start talking!Where you getting the sweet stuff?Who's your supplier?I don't understand.I thought we were friends.The last thing we wantto do is upset bees!You're too late! It's ours now!You, sir, have crossedthe wrong sword!You, sir, will be lunchfor my iguana, Ignacio!Where is the honey coming from?Tell me where!Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!Crazy person!What horrible thing has happened here?These faces, they never knewwhat hit them. And nowthey're on the road to nowhere!Just keep still.What? You're not dead?Do I look dead? They will wipe anythingthat moves. Where you headed?To Honey Farms.I am onto something huge here.I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,crazy stuff. Blows your head off!I'm going to Tacoma.- And you?- He really is dead.All right.Uh-oh!- What is that?!- Oh, no!- A wiper! Triple blade!- Triple blade?Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!Why does everything haveto be so doggone clean?!How much do you people need to see?!Open your eyes!Stick your head out the window!From NPR News in Washington,I'm Carl Kasell.But don't kill no more bugs!- Bee!- Moose blood guy!!- You hear something?- Like what?Like tiny screaming.Turn off the radio.Whassup, bee boy?Hey, Blood.Just a row of honey jars,as far as the eye could see.Wow!I assume wherever this truck goesis where they're getting it.I mean, that honey's ours.- Bees hang tight.- We're all jammed in.It's a close community.Not us, man. We on our own.Every mosquito on his own.- What if you get in trouble?- You a mosquito, you in trouble.Nobody likes us. They just smack.See a mosquito, smack, smack!At least you're out in the world.You must meet girls.Mosquito girls try to trade up,get with a moth, dragonfly.Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.You got to be kidding me!Mooseblood's about to leavethe building! So long, bee!- Hey, guys!- Mooseblood!I knew I'd catch y'all down here.Did you bring your crazy straw?We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,and it's pretty much pure profit.What is this place?A bee's got a brainthe size of a pinhead.They are pinheads!Pinhead.- Check out the new smoker.- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.The Thomas 3000!Smoker?Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.Twice the nicotine, all the tar.A couple breaths of thisknocks them right out.They make the honey,and we make the money."They make the honey,and we make the money"?Oh, my!What's going on? Are you OK?Yeah. It doesn't last too long.Do you know you'rein a fake hive with fake walls?Our queen was moved here.We had no choice.This is your queen?That's a man in women's clothes!That's a drag queen!What is this?Oh, no!There's hundreds of them!Bee honey.Our honey is being brazenly stolenon a massive scale!This is worse than anything bearshave done! I intend to do something.Oh, Barry, stop.Who told you humans are takingour honey? That's a rumor.Do these look like rumors?That's a conspiracy theory.These are obviously doctored photos.How did you get mixed up in this?He's been talking to humans.- What?- Talking to humans?!He has a human girlfriend.And they make out!Make out? Barry!We do not.- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on?The bees!I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.Those crazy legs kept me up all night.Barry, this is what you wantto do with your life?I want to do it for all our lives.Nobody works harder than bees!Dad, I remember youcoming home so overworkedyour hands were still stirring.You couldn't stop.I remember that.What right do they have to our honey?We live on two cups a year. They put itin lip balm for no reason whatsoever!Even if it's true, what can one bee do?Sting them where it really hurts.In the face! The eye!- That would hurt.- No.Up the nose? That's a killer.There's only one place you can stingthe humans, one place where it matters.Hive at Five, the hive's onlyfull-hour action news source.No more bee beards!With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.Weather with Storm Stinger.Sports with Buzz Larvi.And Jeanette Chung.- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.- And I'm Jeanette Chung.A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,intends to sue the human racefor stealing our honey,packaging it and profitingfrom it illegally!Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,we'll have three former queens here inour studio, discussing their new book,Classy Ladies,out this week on Hexagon.Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.Did you ever think, "I'm a kidfrom the hive. I can't do this"?Bees have never been afraidto change the world.What about Bee Columbus?Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.We were thinkingof stickball or candy stores.How old are you?The bee communityis supporting you in this case,which will be the trialof the bee century.You know, they have a Larry Kingin the human world too.It's a common name. Next week...He looks like you and has a showand suspenders and colored dots...Next week...Glasses, quotes on the bottom from theguest even though you just heard 'em.Bear Week next week!They're scary, hairy and here live.Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,squinty eyes, very Jewish.In tennis, you attackat the point of weakness!It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.Honey, her backhand's a joke!I'm not gonna take advantage of that?Quiet, please.Actual work going on here.- Is that that same bee?- Yes, it is!I'm helping him sue the human race.- Hello.- Hello, bee.This is Ken.Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sizeten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.Why does he talk again?Listen, you better go'cause we're really busy working.But it's our yogurt night!Bye-bye.Why is yogurt night so difficult?!You poor thing.You two have been at this for hours!Yes, and Adam herehas been a huge help.- Frosting...- How many sugars?Just one. I try notto use the competition.So why are you helping me?Bees have good qualities.And it takes my mind off the shop.Instead of flowers, peopleare giving balloon bouquets now.Those are great, if you're three.And artificial flowers.- Oh, those just get me psychotic!- Yeah, me too.Bent stingers, pointless pollination.Bees must hate those fake things!Nothing worsethan a daffodil that's had work done.Maybe this could make upfor it a little bit.- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.- I guess.You sure you want to go through with it?Am I sure? When I'm done withthe humans, they won't be ableto say, "Honey, I'm home,"without paying a royalty!It's an incredible scenehere in downtown Manhattan,where the world anxiously waits,because for the first time in history,we will hear for ourselvesif a honeybee can actually speak.What have we gotten into here, Barry?It's pretty big, isn't it?I can't believe how many humansdon't work during the day.You think billion-dollar multinationalfood companies have good lawyers?Everybody needs to staybehind the barricade.- What's the matter?- I don't know, I just got a chill.Well, if it isn't the bee team.You boys work on this?All rise! The HonorableJudge Bumbleton presiding.All right. Case number 4475,Superior Court of New York,Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industryis now in session.Mr. Montgomery, you're representingthe five food companies collectively?A privilege.Mr. Benson... you're representingall the bees of the world?I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,we're ready to proceed.Mr. Montgomery,your opening statement, please.Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,my grandmother was a simple woman.Born on a farm, she believedit was man's divine rightto benefit from the bountyof nature God put before us.If we lived in the topsy-turvy worldMr. Benson imagines,just think of what would it mean.I would have to negotiatewith the silkwormfor the elastic in my britches!Talking bee!How do we know this isn't some sort ofholographic motion-picture-captureHollywood wizardry?They could be using laser beams!Robotics! Ventriloquism!Cloning! For all we know,he could be on steroids!Mr. Benson?Ladies and gentlemen,there's no trickery here.I'm just an ordinary bee.Honey's pretty important to me.It's important to all bees.We invented it!We make it. And we protect itwith our lives.Unfortunately, there aresome people in this roomwho think they can take it from us'cause we're the little guys!I'm hoping that, after this is all over,you'll see how, by taking our honey,you not only take everything we havebut everything we are!I wish he'd dress like thatall the time. So nice!Call your first witness.So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhaydenof Honey Farms, big company you have.I suppose so.I see you also ownHoneyburton and Honron!Yes, they provide beekeepersfor our farms.Beekeeper. I find thatto be a very disturbing term.I don't imagine you employany bee-free-ers, do you?- No.- I couldn't hear you.- No.- No.Because you don't free bees.You keep bees. Not only that,it seems you thought a bear would bean appropriate image for a jar of honey.They're very lovable creatures.Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.You mean like this?Bears kill bees!How'd you like his head crashingthrough your living room?!Biting into your couch!Spitting out your throw pillows!OK, that's enough. Take him away.So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.Your name intrigues me.- Where have I heard it before?- I was with a band called The Police.But you've never beena police officer, have you?No, I haven't.No, you haven't. And so herewe have yet another exampleof bee culture casuallystolen by a humanfor nothing more thana prance-about stage name.Oh, please.Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?Because I'm feelinga little stung, Sting.Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!That's not his real name?! You idiots!Mr. Liotta, first,belated congratulations onyour Emmy win for a guest spoton ER in 2005.Thank you. Thank you.I see from your resumethat you're devilishly handsomewith a churning inner turmoilthat's ready to blow.I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?Not yet it isn't. But is thiswhat it's come to for you?Exploiting tiny, helpless beesso you don'thave to rehearseyour part and learn your lines, sir?Watch it, Benson!I could blow right now!This isn't a goodfella.This is a badfella!Why doesn't someone just step onthis creep, and we can all go home?!- Order in this court!- You're all thinking it!Order! Order, I say!- Say it!- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!I think it was awfully niceof that bear to pitch in like that.I think the jury's on our side.Are we doing everything right, legally?I'm a florist.Right. Well, here's to a great team.To a great team!Well, hello.- Ken!- Hello.I didn't think you were coming.No, I was just late.I tried to call, but... the battery.I didn't want all this to go to waste,so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.Oh, that was lucky.There's a little left.I could heat it up.Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.So I hear you're quite a tennis player.I'm not much for the game myself.The ball's a little grabby.That's where I usually sit.Right... there.Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,and he agreed with me that eating withchopsticks isn't really a special skill.You think I don't see what you're doing?I know how hard it is to findthe rightjob. We have that in common.Do we?Bees have 100 percent employment,but we do jobs like taking the crud out.That's just whatI was thinking about doing.Ken, I let Barry borrow your razorfor his fuzz. I hope that was all right.I'm going to drain the old stinger.Yeah, you do that.Look at that.You know, I've just about had itwith your little mind games.- What's that?- Italian Vogue.Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.A lot of ads.Remember what Van said, why isyour life more valuable than mine?Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!I think something stinks in here!I love the smell of flowers.How do you like the smell of flames?!Not as much.Water bug! Not taking sides!Ken, I'm wearing a Chapstick hat!This is pathetic!I've got issues!Well, well, well, a royal flush!- You're bluffing.- Am I?Surf's up, dude!Poo water!That bowl is gnarly.Except for those dirty yellow rings!Kenneth! What are you doing?!You know, I don't even like honey!I don't eat it!We need to talk!He's just a little bee!And he happens to bethe nicest bee I've met in a long time!Long time? What are you talking about?!Are there other bugs in your life?No, but there are other things buggingme in life. And you're one of them!Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...My nerves are fried from ridingon this emotional roller coaster!Goodbye, Ken.And for your information,I prefer sugar-free, artificialsweeteners made by man!I'm sorry about all that.I know it's gotan aftertaste! I like it!I always felt there was some kindof barrier between Ken and me.I couldn't overcome it.Oh, well.Are you OK for the trial?I believe Mr. Montgomeryis about out of ideas.We would like to callMr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.Good idea! You can really see why he'sconsidered one of the best lawyers...Yeah.Layton, you'vegotta weave some magicwith this jury,or it's gonna be all over.Don't worry. The only thing I haveto do to turn this jury aroundis to remind themof what they don't like about bees.- You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic?Only to losing, son. Only to losing.Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask youwhat I think we'd all like to know.What exactly is your relationshipto that woman?We're friends.- Good friends?- Yes.How good? Do you live together?Wait a minute...Are you her little......bedbug?I've seen a bee documentary or two.From what I understand,doesn't your queen give birthto all the bee children?- Yeah, but...- So those aren't your real parents!- Oh, Barry...- Yes, they are!Hold me back!You're an illegitimate bee,aren't you, Benson?He's denouncing bees!Don't y'all date your cousins?- Objection!- I'm going to pincushion this guy!Adam, don't! It's what he wants!Oh, I'm hit!!Oh, lordy, I am hit!Order! Order!The venom! The venomis coursing through my veins!I have been felledby a winged beast of destruction!You see? You can't treat themlike equals! They're striped savages!Stinging's the only thingthey know! It's their way!- Adam, stay with me.- I can't feel my legs.What angel of mercywill come forward to suck the poisonfrom my heaving buttocks?I will have order in this court. Order!Order, please!The case of the honeybeesversus the human racetook a pointed turn against the beesyesterday when one of their legalteam stung Layton T. Montgomery.- Hey, buddy.- Hey.- Is there much pain?- Yeah.I...I blew the whole case, didn't I?It doesn't matter. What matters isyou're alive. You could have died.I'd be better off dead. Look at me.They got it from the cafeteriadownstairs, in a tuna sandwich.Look, there'sa little celery still on it.What was it like to sting someone?I can't explain it. It was all...All adrenaline and then...and then ecstasy!All right.You think it was all a trap?Of course. I'm sorry.I flew us right into this.What were we thinking? Look at us. We'rejust a couple of bugs in this world.What will the humans do to usif they win?I don't know.I hear they put the roaches in motels.That doesn't sound so bad.Adam, they check in,but they don't check out!Oh, my.Could you get a nurseto close that window?- Why?- The smoke.Bees don't smoke.Right. Bees don't smoke.Bees don't smoke!But some bees are smoking.That's it! That's our case!It is? It's not over?Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.Get back to the court and stall.Stall any way you can.And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.Mr. Flayman.Yes? Yes, Your Honor!Where is the rest of your team?Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,and as a result,we don't make very good time.I actually heard a funny story about...Your Honor,haven't these ridiculous bugstaken up enoughof this court's valuable time?How much longer will we allowthese absurd shenanigans to go on?They have presented no compellingevidence to support their chargesagainst my clients,who run legitimate businesses.I move for a complete dismissalof this entire case!Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm goingto have to considerMr. Montgomery's motion.But you can't! We have a terrific case.Where is your proof?Where is the evidence?Show me the smoking gun!Hold it, Your Honor!You want a smoking gun?Here is your smoking gun.What is that?It's a bee smoker!What, this?This harmless little contraption?This couldn't hurt a fly,let alone a bee.Look at what has happenedto bees who have never been asked,"Smoking or non?"Is this what nature intended for us?To be forcibly addictedto smoke machinesand man-made wooden slat work camps?Living out our lives as honey slavesto the white man?- What are we gonna do?- He's playing the species card.Ladies and gentlemen, please,free these bees!Free the bees! Free the bees!Free the bees!Free the bees! Free the bees!The court finds in favor of the bees!Vanessa, we won!I knew you could do it! High-five!Sorry.I'm OK! You know what this means?All the honeywill finally belong to the bees.Now we won't haveto work so hard all the time.This is an unholy perversionof the balance of nature, Benson.You'll regret this.Barry, how much honey is out there?All right. One at a time.Barry, who are you wearing?My sweater is Ralph Lauren,and I have no pants.- What if Montgomery's right?- What do you mean?We've been living the bee waya long time, 27 million years.Congratulations on your victory.What will you demand as a settlement?First, we'll demand a complete shutdownof all bee work camps.Then we want back the honeythat was ours to begin with,every last drop.We demand an end to the glorificationof the bear as anything morethan a filthy, smelly,bad-breath stink machine.We're all awareof what they do in the woods.Wait for my signal.Take him out.He'll have nauseousfor a few hours, then he'll be fine.And we will no longer toleratebee-negative nicknames...But it's just a prance-about stage name!...unnecessary inclusion of honeyin bogus health productsand la-dee-da humantea-time snack garnishments.Can't breathe.Bring it in, boys!Hold it right there! Good.Tap it.Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,and there's gallons more coming!- I think we need to shut down!- Shut down? We've never shut down.Shut down honey production!Stop making honey!Turn your key, sir!What do we do now?Cannonball!We're shutting honey production!Mission abort.Aborting pollination and nectar detail.Returning to base.Adam, you wouldn't believehow much honey was out there.Oh, yeah?What's going on? Where is everybody?- Are they out celebrating?- They're home.They don't know what to do.Laying out, sleeping in.I heard your Uncle Carl was on his wayto San Antonio with a cricket.At least we got our honey back.Sometimes I think, so what if humansliked our honey? Who wouldn't?It's the greatest thing in the world!I was excited to be part of making it.This was my new desk. This was mynew job. I wanted to do it really well.And now...Now I can't.I don't understandwhy they're not happy.I thought their lives would be better!They're doing nothing. It's amazing.Honey really changes people.You don't have any ideawhat's going on, do you?- What did you want to show me?- This.What happened here?That is not the half of it.Oh, no. Oh, my.They're all wilting.Doesn't look very good, does it?No.And whose fault do you think that is?You know, I'm gonna guess bees.Bees?Specifically, me.I didn't think bees not needing to makehoney would affect all these things.It's notjust flowers.Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.That's our whole SAT test right there.Take away produce, that affectsthe entire animal kingdom.And then, of course...The human species?So if there's no more pollination,it could all just go south here,couldn't it?I know this is also partly my fault.How about a suicide pact?How do we do it?- I'll sting you, you step on me.- Thatjust kills you twice.Right, right.Listen, Barry...sorry, but I gotta get going.I had to open my mouth and talk.Vanessa?Vanessa? Why are you leaving?Where are you going?To the final Tournament of Roses paradein Pasadena.They've moved it to this weekendbecause all the flowers are dying.It's the last chanceI'll ever have to see it.Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.I never meant it to turn out like this.I know. Me neither.Tournament of Roses.Roses can't do sports.Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?Roses!Vanessa!Roses?!Barry?- Roses are flowers!- Yes, they are.Flowers, bees, pollen!I know.That's why this is the last parade.Maybe not.Could you ask him to slow down?Could you slow down?Barry!OK, I made a huge mistake.This is a total disaster, all my fault.Yes, it kind of is.I've ruined the planet.I wanted to help youwith the flower shop.I've made it worse.Actually, it's completely closed down.I thought maybe you were remodeling.But I have another idea, and it'sgreater than my previous ideas combined.I don't want to hear it!All right, they have the roses,the roses have the pollen.I know every bee, plantand flower bud in this park.All we gotta do is get what they've gotback here with what we've got.- Bees.- Park.- Pollen!- Flowers.- Repollination!- Across the nation!Tournament of Roses,Pasadena, California.They've got nothingbut flowers, floats and cotton candy.Security will be tight.I have an idea.Vanessa Bloome, FTD.Official floral business. It's real.Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.Thank you. It was a gift.Once inside,we just pick the right float.How about The Princess and the Pea?I could be the princess,and you could be the pea!Yes, I got it.- Where should I sit?- What are you?- I believe I'm the pea.- The pea?It goes under the mattresses.- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.- I'm getting the marshal.You do that!This whole parade is a fiasco!Let's see what this baby'll do.Hey, what are you doing?!Then all we dois blend in with traffic......without arousing suspicion.Once at the airport,there's no stopping us.Stop! Security.- You and your insect pack your float?- Yes.Has it beenin your possession the entire time?Would you remove your shoes?- Remove your stinger.- It's part of me.I know. Just having some fun.Enjoy your flight.Then if we're lucky, we'll havejust enough pollen to do the job.Can you believe how lucky we are? Wehave just enough pollen to do the job!I think this is gonna work.It's got to work.Attention, passengers,this is Captain Scott.We have a bit of bad weatherin New York.It looks like we'll experiencea couple hours delay.Barry, these are cut flowerswith no water. They'll never make it.I gotta get up thereand talk to them.Be careful.Can I get helpwith the Sky Mall magazine?I'd like to order the talkinginflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.Captain, I'm in a real situation.- What'd you say, Hal?- Nothing.Bee!Don't freak out! My entire species...What are you doing?- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!- Who's an attorney?Don't move.Oh, Barry.Good afternoon, passengers.This is your captain.Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24Bplease report to the cockpit?And please hurry!What happened here?There was a DustBuster,a toupee, a life raft exploded.One's bald, one's in a boat,they're both unconscious!- Is that another bee joke?- No!No one's flying the plane!This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.What's your status?This is Vanessa Bloome.I'm a florist from New York.Where's the pilot?He's unconscious,and so is the copilot.Not good. Does anyone onboardhave flight experience?As a matter of fact, there is.- Who's that?- Barry Benson.From the honey trial?! Oh, great.Vanessa, this is nothing morethan a big metal bee.It's got giant wings, huge engines.I can't fly a plane.- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?- Yes.How hard could it be?Wait, Barry!We're headed into some lightning.This is Bob Bumble. We have somelate-breaking news from JFK Airport,where a suspenseful sceneis developing.Barry Benson,fresh from his legal victory...That's Barry!...is attempting to land a plane,loaded with people, flowersand an incapacitated flight crew.Flowers?!We have a storm in the areaand two individuals at the controlswith absolutely no flight experience.Just a minute.There's a bee on that plane.I'm quite familiar with Mr. Bensonand his no-account compadres.They've done enough damage.But isn't he your only hope?Technically, a beeshouldn't be able to fly at all.Their wings are too small...Haven't we heard this a million times?"The surface area of the wingsand body mass make no sense."- Get this on the air!- Got it.- Stand by.- We're going live.The way we work may be a mystery to you.Making honey takes a lot of beesdoing a lot of small jobs.But let me tell you about a small job.If you do it well,it makes a big difference.More than we realized.To us, to everyone.That's why I want to get beesback to working together.That's the bee way!We're not made of Jell-O.We get behind a fellow.- Black and yellow!- Hello!Left, right, down, hover.- Hover?- Forget hover.This isn't so hard.Beep-beep! Beep-beep!Barry, what happened?!Wait, I think we wereon autopilot the whole time.- That may have been helping me.- And now we're not!So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.All of you, let's getbehind this fellow! Move it out!Move out!Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,you copy me with the wings of the plane!Don't have to yell.I'm not yelling!We're in a lot of trouble.It's very hard to concentratewith that panicky tone in your voice!It's not a tone. I'm panicking!I can't do this!Vanessa, pull yourself together.You have to snap out of it!You snap out of it.You snap out of it.- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- You snap out of it!- Hold it!- Why? Come on, it's my turn.How is the plane flying?I don't know.Hello?Benson, got any flowersfor a happy occasion in there?The Pollen Jocks!They do get behind a fellow.- Black and yellow.- Hello.All right, let's drop this tin canon the blacktop.Where? I can't see anything. Can you?No, nothing. It's all cloudy.Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.- Thinking bee.- Thinking bee.Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!Wait a minute.I think I'm feeling something.- What?- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.Bring the nose down.Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!- What in the world is on the tarmac?- Get some lights on that!Thinking bee!Thinking bee! Thinking bee!- Vanessa, aim for the flower.- OK.Cut the engines. We're going inon bee power. Ready, boys?Affirmative!Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.Land on that flower!Ready? Full reverse!Spin it around!- Not that flower! The other one!- Which one?- That flower.- I'm aiming at the flower!That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.I mean the giant pulsating flowermade of millions of bees!Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.Rotate around it.- This is insane, Barry!- This's the only way I know how to fly.Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this planeflying in an insect-like pattern?Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.Smell it. Full reverse!Just drop it. Be a part of it.Aim for the center!Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!Come on, already.Barry, we did it!You taught me how to fly!- Yes. No high-five!- Right.Barry, it worked!Did you see the giant flower?What giant flower? Where? Of courseI saw the flower! That was genius!- Thank you.- But we're not done yet.Listen, everyone!This runway is coveredwith the last pollenfrom the last flowersavailable anywhere on Earth.That means this is our last chance.We're the only ones who make honey,pollinate flowers and dress like this.If we're gonna survive as a species,this is our moment! What do you say?Are we going to be bees, orjustMuseum of Natural History keychains?We're bees!Keychain!Then follow me! Except Keychain.Hold on, Barry. Here.You've earned this.Yeah!I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfectfit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.Oh, yeah.That's our Barry.Mom! The bees are back!If anybody needsto make a call, now's the time.I got a feeling we'll beworking late tonight!Here's your change. Have a greatafternoon! Can I help who's next?Would you like some honey with that?It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.And I don't see a nickel!Sometimes I just feellike a piece of meat!I had no idea.Barry, I'm sorry.Have you got a moment?Would you excuse me?My mosquito associate will help you.Sorry I'm late.He's a lawyer too?I was already a blood-sucking parasite.All I needed was a briefcase.Have a great afternoon!Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,and I can't get them anywhere.No problem, Vannie.Just leave it to me.You're a lifesaver, Barry.Can I help who's next?All right, scramble, jocks!It's time to fly.Thank you, Barry!That bee is living my life!Let it go, Kenny.- When will this nightmare end?!- Let it all go.- Beautiful day to fly.- Sure is.Between you and me,I was dying to get out of that office.You have gotto start thinking bee, my friend.- Thinking bee!- Me?Hold it. Let's just stopfor a second. Hold it.I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.Can we stop here?I'm not making a major life decisionduring a production number!All right. Take ten, everybody.Wrap it up, guys.I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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