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xmpp@fosstodon.orgXSF: XMPP Standards Foundation
Website, About XMPP, Newsletter
xmpp@fosstodon.org  [follow]
XMPP - Extensible Messaging and Presence ProtocolPromoting open communication and open communication infrastructureStandardized within the IETFGetting started with XMPP: https://xmpp.org/getting-started/Finding XMPP-related jobs or finding developers, administrators and integrators: https://xmpp.work/Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3Kq2ElJDFQhYDdjn18RuA Atom/RSS feed=https://xmpp.org/blog/index.xml
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fossjobs@fosstodon.orgfossjobs.net
website, rss
fossjobs@fosstodon.org  [follow]
free and open source jobs feed || this account is not being monitored, please post interesting jobs directly! thx <3 #foss= #jobs=
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jobsmierda@mastodon.socialMierda Jobs
jobsmierda@mastodon.social  [follow]
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judeswae@toot.thoughtworks.comJulien Deswaef
Profile
judeswae@toot.thoughtworks.com  [follow]
Head of Diversity, Equity & Inclusion, Sustainability and Social Change at #twSpain.Full Stack #Designer. Contributor to #OpenSourceDesign and #LibreGraphics. Running the #HardwareHackLab from #twBCN. Aka @xuv Pronouns=he/him Jobs@Tw=https://grnh.se/6c3d118d1us
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linuxmagazine@fosstodon.orgLinux Magazine
Website, Twitter, Newsletter, Jobs
linuxmagazine@fosstodon.org  [follow]
Linux Magazine is your guide to the world of Linux and open source. Founded in 2000, Linux Magazine focuses on real-life, practical techniques and delivers a premium blend of insightful technical information on a range of topics, including tutorials, in-depth articles on trending topics, troubleshooting and optimization tips, and more!
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vinzv@floss.socialvinzv
blog, hiring
vinzv@floss.social  [follow]
messing with linux @tuxedocomputers job=https://linuxrocks.online/@tuxedocomputers
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stevejobs@mast.wholemars.comSteve Jobs
Website
stevejobs@mast.wholemars.com  [follow]
I'm back from the dead to help people understand the truth about Tesla's technology!Before my soul could rest, I had to do just one more thing...
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infosec_jobs@mastodon.socialinfosec-jobs.com
Website, Post Jobs, Salaries
infosec_jobs@mastodon.social  [follow]
Jobs and Talents in the Cyber Security space đŸ•â˜•â˜•đŸ’»đŸ˜ž Find Jobs=https://infosec-jobs.com/#jobsearch
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greytdog@counter.socialGreytdog
greytdog@counter.social  [follow]
"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's" ~ Steve Jobs We have work to do, let's get started, y'all
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superfloppies@mastodon.technologyđŸ„°đŸ™‚đŸ˜‡đŸ˜€
superfloppies@mastodon.technology  [follow]
Performer of odd jobs on the computer. Need something done? Just ask and either I’ll tell you how much or offer a reasonable amount. Am $mtrausch on Cash App, and I take Bitcoin and others too.
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sidekiq@ruby.socialSidekiq
sidekiq@ruby.social  [follow]
In your servers, running your jobs.
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obj@openbiblio.socialOpenBiblioJobs
Web, RSS
obj@openbiblio.social  [follow]
Stellenangebote von Bibliotheken, Archiven und Informationseinrichtungen. Automatisch getrötet.
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richard@mastodon.artRichard [ˈrihaːˈrd]
richard@mastodon.art  [follow]
it/the/he/him/they/them/of fireSurvivalist, non-conforming individual.0 background #expat carving their own path.working full-time pointless hospitality jobs+2D artist- working on paper and on GNUXXX.#artist #illustrator #designer ex-musician, wannabe writer.#London#nobot #GIMP #flossart #booksnotapps #visualarts #visualart #art #artist Website:=https://richardkramen.com/ Game dev/story writing:=https://richardkramen.com/smothered mixes:=https://www.mixcloud.com/Sharevision/mixtape_01/
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linuxjobsio@linuxjobs.socialLinuxJobs.io
linuxjobsio@linuxjobs.social  [follow]
Official account of LinuxJobs.io, FOSS Jobs in the US (managed by @carlchenet)
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digit@joindiaspora.comDigit
digit@joindiaspora.com  [follow]
artist/geek#SpaceshipsForEverybody ( rly: https://joindiaspora.com/posts/a485c9b045b6013788840218b787507b )Namaste“We should do away with the absolutely specious notion that everybody has to earn a living. It is a fact today that one in ten thousand of us can make a technological breakthrough capable of supporting all the rest. The youth of today are absolutely right in recognizing this nonsense of earning a living. We keep inventing jobs because of this false idea that everybody has to be employed at some kind of drudgery because, according to Malthusian Darwinian theory he must justify his right to exist. So we have inspectors of inspectors and people making instruments for inspectors to inspect inspectors. The true business of people should be to go back to school and think about whatever it was they were thinking about before somebody came along and told them they had to earn a living.” ~ Buckminster FullerIn a Sea of MisinformationEverybody is a Shill.we're all just blind men who've got hold of different parts of an elephant#pedagogy#DigitsPoemsDigit's Poemscurrent most pertinent powerful educational video to absorb and share:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bZb10ZxpBkas i posted with #cbd at:https://joindiaspora.com/posts/11155299still important to not forget this too:https://www.youtube.com/embed/0aXVzLMVdWMas i posted with #hear at:https://joindiaspora.com/posts/12805470and still remember https://www.youtube.com/embed/0aXVzLMVdWMand we have the ability, we have a way: https://joindiaspora.com/posts/14691135some people dont even know this yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaaupH6ZgUU#cannabis saves my life.#thankyoucannabis#cannabissavesmylife#cannabisisfood #cannabisismedicine#foodfuelfibermedicine #lettherebeherb#mansbestfriend #cannabisneverbitanyonesfaceoff#endocannabinoids #phytocannabinoids#cecd #ceds #cb2 #cb1 #trpa #trpv #gpr#hemp#hempcansavetheworld...a #pick-me-up and #bigSmiles by, #againAndAgain , #asNeeded , #rewatching:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD9VI2rnc4g - “black the ripper” taking his plants for a walk. 😁#blacktheripper #cannabis #cannabiswalk(as posted at https://joindiaspora.com/posts/13509236 )do you know where your political philosophy is now?https://www.politicalcompass.org/testhttps://www.theadvocates.org/quizhow nice would that be if our political systems let us have that much input, and that much fine-grain say? lots nicer than if in a typical "representative" democracy, less nice than if in a genuine direct democracy with full configuration freedom. lots and lots nicer than if living under a tyranny with no say at all.I advocate a form of direct democracy i've started calling #configdemocracywhether or not that includes all of my prior advocacy of a #freesoftware #open-source #radically-transparent direct e-democracy (electronic #direcdemocracy), it is at least certainly less of a mouthful, and points more loudly to the pertinence of needing a better vessel for the will of the people, capable of handling each our nuanced input. better than the single mark on a scrap of paper every few years, for the most important decisions to be made by. we can stop squandering our ideas.tis another form of #hybriddemocracya fully informed public#AFullyInformedPublic#TricordersForEverybody#ConsumerEmpoweredTesting#Reikijust for today, i will not anger.just for today, i will not worry.just for today, i will be grateful for all my blessings.just for today, i will be honest in my work.just for today, i will be kind to all beings.In 1983, the free software movement was born with the announcement of the GNU Project. FSF founder Richard Stallman saw the dangers of proprietary code from the beginning: when code was kept secret from users, they would be controlled by the technology they used, instead of vice versa.( quote from https://libreplanet.org/2019/ )#emancipationsimplehttps://joindiaspora.com/posts/f977e07008bf013631930242ac110003http://fsf.org/jfbhttps://static.fsf.org/nosvn/join.en.pngadded via either:[<img src="https://static.fsf.org/nosvn/join.en.png">](http://fsf.org/jfb)[\![Join FSF](https://static.fsf.org/nosvn/join.en.png)](http://fsf.org/jfb)inspired to add this by https://joindiaspora.com/posts/8df3af50d30201364ac329d5f9fe4526#good #cannabis #hemp #talksdr andrew katelarishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov8XgF_jU9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfRqgOND_7Uother posts of interest:https://joindiaspora.com/posts/0dc02cf070c3013683fd4061862b8e7bhttps://joindiaspora.com/posts/75a44e206af8013535f50242ac110007https://joindiaspora.com/posts/6169ce30711a013537910242ac110007https://joindiaspora.com/posts/11072309https://joindiaspora.com/posts/11155299https://joindiaspora.com/posts/10942545https://joindiaspora.com/posts/11434841https://joindiaspora.com/posts/592b93b0a6c16bc1 look up, look around.https://diasp.org/posts/7cff7b605eb4013604ed4061862b8e7b meditation & meditation-technology grouphttps://joindiaspora.com/posts/14777646 anyone else think it's stupid? [varieties increase/decrease]https://joindiaspora.com/posts/ee367df053f0013723b1005056264835 we're in a lot of troublehttps://joindiaspora.com/posts/f8b76a0057870137c46e0218b787507b hemp comments. 😀posts of horror:dear everyone, how much of a shit am i?(i ask, because allegedly everyone can see how much of a shit i am)dear everyone, was this really offensive of me to have offered what i did, how i did? 2nd opinions appreciated.(i ask, because it appears perhaps i have some aspergery blind-spot)this one highlights a different kind of horrificnessyou really probably should know this stuffhilarious newspeak "feminism" (genuinely got sore sides from laughing too hard) and paste on my alt account just in case this one ever disappearsweird hostility and (apparently obliviously(?)) contradictory statements, looks like trolling and/or maybe brain damage? or cultural differences? shant continue to feed. lowering expectations arising with each comment of theirs. maybe someone will be able to explain to me how their hostile nationalist defensiveness is (as they claim) not such defensiveness.https://joindiaspora.com/posts/14512605 consider what you will what n how much horror there is in this post and comments, for each the different reasons. milder than other posts of horror here, but still adding it here before its forgotten. still lessons to learn from the horrors here.... temporarily posting this one here too... it's gonna become a post of horror with those two characters now isnt it... https://joindiaspora.com/posts/1c5563b0554301378438047d7b62795eposts of still working it out:https://joindiaspora.com/posts/59a349d0ca210136d0000218b70db60dand did you know: https://donttrack.us/other points tags of importance or interest:for your freedom#deletegithub use #notabug or a #gogs, #gitea or #gitlab instance for #git hosting.... and in the making, #vervis is becoming #forgefed, for federated git hosting! 😁 joyous! overdue emancipation.oh, and #fuckthetoriesbecause:#averybritishgenocide (oops i often misspelled: #averybrittishgenocide )#nomoredeathsfrombenefitscutsack, joindiaspora removed my description tags. oh well. changed to #entheogenicist #pedagogy #emancipationforgetting what i had there previously. i think i had #wastedartist and #scottishgreens and #freesoftware and... i forget.oh, and internal server error 500 when i tried add this note...... several days of that ...but, it's also given me time to reconsider what 5 tags i'd have there. just now, thinking i'll add #aptitudetestadvocate 😀 ... once it lets me again.as seen in a limited post of mine:y’know when y’havta explain things to those who are both unbehoved of thinking things through and misaligned from caring for the wellbeing of others
 #freesoftware #legalisecannabis #universalbasicincome #spaceshipsforeverybody #exhasperatedsighmight use those, once joindiaspora lets me have tags again. :/
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serana1988@mastodon.socialSerana
serana1988@mastodon.social  [follow]
Trans Gal in Uk. PC PS4 and Switch gaming, left a couple of jobs because they have too many hours for me to cope and too far from home. #Lesbian #Trans #UK paypal.me/Serana
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starfleetjobs@botsin.spaceStarfleet Jobs
starfleetjobs@botsin.space  [follow]
The Best Jobs in Starfleet! #JoinStarfleet #SeeTheGalaxy #Starfleet #SomeSortOfStarTrek #StarTrek. A bot by @Danhon.
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arakun@social.coopCamellia
arakun@social.coop  [follow]
A nomad who lives in a vehicle, works on techy stuff and has done a lot of odd jobs from eating fire & juggling knives to fixing locks & baking cakes. she/her
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franzferdinand2@mastodon.socialBen
franzferdinand2@mastodon.social  [follow]
10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now we have to close our eyes while we're driving just to feel alive.
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j216@mastodon.xyzJared216
j216@mastodon.xyz  [follow]
I came up from below, I came down from above, and now I'm living in a world in the middle. Also I retire skin-jobs.
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inigomontoya@octodon.socialInigo Montoya
inigomontoya@octodon.social  [follow]
I am a a Spanish fencer. My friend Fezzik and I do side jobs for the Sicilian, Vizzini. I'm a Master (Wizard) Swordsman.
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bearflavor@mastodon.socialBuster Bareback
bearflavor@mastodon.social  [follow]
Tumblr refugee, homo cum whore, loves jock straps, hairy guys, and blow jobs.
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janhaeu@mastodon.onlineJan.
janhaeu@mastodon.online  [follow]
To RP. I have three jobs : (1) an actress under GMMTV, (2) the leader of SIZZY, (3) and a fangirl in daily. ✹
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blondpanda@mastodon.lolblondpanda
blondpanda@mastodon.lol  [follow]
I’m currently in college again at age 32, I live with family and stay home most days due to covid going around. I believe in creating a society like in the Venus project which promotes a resource based economy. Where all resources are allocated to where they’re needed and most jobs are automated. It’ll take a long road to get there but it’s where I want us to end up. #introduction #introductions #thevenusproject #resourcebasedeconomy
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crijbretagne@mamot.frCRIJ Bretagne
crijbretagne@mamot.fr  [follow]
Jobs, logement, culture, loisirs, formation, international, santé, vie quotidienne... Le CRIJ aide les jeunes à trouver des réponses! #InfoJeunesse
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amoebic@mastodon.socialA
amoebic@mastodon.social  [follow]
Amoebic most places, Amoebism everywhere else. Amanda on the Gamers With Jobs Conference Call. Amoebic#1881, SW-0894-4306-3118
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olabirk@mastodon.artOla Birk
olabirk@mastodon.art  [follow]
Friends with Goofy. In between jobs. Norsk.
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dianegreen@mastodon.social~diane~green~
dianegreen@mastodon.social  [follow]
Singer, songwriter, artist-poet. In 2 bands in the 80's, The Memphis Hellcats and the Odd Jobs. Diane now lives art studio in Chicago. https://www.dianegreen.net/=
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jobpostings@lemmy.mlJob Postings
jobpostings@lemmy.ml  [follow]
DescriptionLooking to exchange labor for money? Post here.Loose RulesInclude location in title if location is importantInclude description in Post body.Include instructions on how to applyNo unpaid / sweat equity / barterreposts from other job boards OKRelated:lemmy.ml/c/jobs -> Questions/Comments/Discussion about Jobs / Work
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ztbrown@mastodon.xyzZack Brown
ztbrown@mastodon.xyz  [follow]
The Michael Jordan of Steve Jobs'
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horntelin@girlcock.club🌈 elin ✹
horntelin@girlcock.club  [follow]
Late 20s, transfem. Doin alright in computer jobs. Horny for CHANGE
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ehrenclou@counter.socialEhrenclou
ehrenclou@counter.social  [follow]
Art enthusiast. Love to play in paint. Mom and wife to musicians. Can we ditch the day jobs though?đŸ€Ł
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meheeners@radical.townmeheenie
meheeners@radical.town  [follow]
she/her. artist with too many jobs trying to learn how to prioritize health and be maybe a little less ambitious.www.meheenruby.comđŸ‘žđŸœđŸ‡”đŸ‡°â™‘ïž
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patriotman@social.quodverum.compatriot only love usa
patriotman@social.quodverum.com  [follow]
support america, troops, economy, JOBS, love my family and flag and the WORD of jesus CHRIST amen
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valkaru@counter.socialDavid Wenzel
valkaru@counter.social  [follow]
I say "In a past life" far too often; one paper says MechEng, but that just proved I could look stuff up & take tests; father and husband best jobs of all
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infinity@noagendasocial.comSir Hylton
infinity@noagendasocial.com  [follow]
A knight. Not overboard, just broke. I need jobs karma!
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el_joker@diasp.orgUnfamous Resistenza
el_joker@diasp.org  [follow]
UR est un organe d’activisme culturel, un mĂ©dia populaire oĂč chacun peut apporter sa pierre, un « label », une "aoc" artistique certifiant que toute oeuvre diffusĂ©e par un de ses membres, quelque soit la discipline aie Ă©tĂ© concue avec Ă©thique et conscience. Ceux que nous cherchons ici sont des personnes qui ne se retrouvent pas dans la Mass Culture contemporaine.Notre collectif ne s'adresse donc pas uniquement aux artistes mais Ă  toute la "chaine culturelle", du crĂ©ateur au spectateur, en passant par la technique (ingĂ©s son/lumiĂšres, patrons de club, studio/sono...), communication (journalistes, bloggeurs...), diffusion (animateurs radios, tourneurs...) jusqu'au plaisir de soutenir, de partager et de faire partie de cette culture alternative.Des organisations telles que Sea Sheperd ne fonctionnent pas uniquement grace Ă  ceux qui mĂšnent les opĂ©rations en mer.Toute personne travaillant ou se sentant proche du domaine de la culture, de l’audiovisuel, du net,ayant l’envie de s’investir, une sensibilitĂ© artistique dĂ©veloppĂ©e et ne pouvant envisager la vie sans culture de qualitĂ© sera la bienvenue.Si vous avez la foi en cette culture enrichissant l'humain plutĂŽt que les actionnaires, en une culture subversive et un ras le bol de la mascarade orchestrĂ©e par les cartels de "lobbys-majors", vous ĂȘtes les bienvenus.Le but est de dĂ©velopper un rĂ©seau oĂč chacun apporte de l’eau au moulin de l’autre. S'ouvrir au troc culturel !Exemple : Un graphiste rĂ©alise un logo pour un vidĂ©aste, ce dernier lui crĂ©e un teaser vidĂ©o en retour.Le retour peut aussi s’effectuer en apportant du travail ; tout le monde connait toujours quelqu’un qui connait quelqu’un qui pourrait faire bosser un tel... Les possibilitĂ©s sont multiples !Ainsi la dĂ©marche ne doit pas ĂȘtre individualiste, il faut avoir une vue d’ensemble, ĂȘtre optimiste et avoir la foi, le but Ă©tant de peu Ă  peu Ă©galer la visibilitĂ© des grosses sociĂ©tĂ©s du milieu, d’oĂč l’importance des membres relais. Court circuiter la grosse machine est la mission ! Reprendre le contrĂŽle de sa culture (et de son cerveau). Il est donc nĂ©cessaire pour un artiste dĂ©sirant rejoindre l’U.R d’avoir un message Ă  proposer, du sens, du fond. Nous voulons des activistes, des passionnĂ©s, des enragĂ©s, des engagĂ©s !Tous les supports sont valables, du disque au pochoir, du tract au roman, en passant par le vestimentaire, les concerts, les confĂ©rences...Si tous ceux qui ont la mĂȘme vision de la culture commence Ă  s’unir, il y aura moyen de changer son visage, l’union fait la force, Ă  plein de niveaux
.En particulier pour la diffusion; dans notre Ăšre de rĂ©seaux sociaux, oĂč chaque citoyen devient un acteur, un mĂ©dia.La mission d’U.R est de faire en sorte que l’alternatif devienne la tendance, d’inverser la vapeur, de repartager le gateau de la culture en France.Comment cela se fait t’il que de vrais artistes soient obligĂ©s de ranger leur talent au placard pour se tuer dans des jobs de trimard tandis que les porteurs de cafĂ©s chez Endemol ou Banijay ont le statut d’intermittent du spectacle ?Comment se fait t’il que le publi-redactionnel soit lĂ©gion, et que chaque annĂ©e les festivaliers soient victimes de l’uniformisation des programmations ?Pourquoi certains programmateurs gĂ©rent leur salle comme ils remplissent leur ipod, ne faisant jouer que ce qu’ils aiment Ă©couter oĂč ce qu’ils savent ĂȘtre en mesure de remplir la jauge, favorisant le copinage et le piston, pourquoi le dĂ©frichage et, la dĂ©couverte et le soutien de talents ne sont plus des prioritĂ©s ?Tout simplement car les rĂ©seaux de la culture sont tenus par des rĂšgles Ă©conomiques, des impĂ©ratifs de rentabilitĂ©, de profit. Mais toute rĂšgle est faite pour ĂȘtre changĂ©e,OBJECTIFS :1 ) Chute des barriĂšres et Ă©tiquettes conduisant a une segmentation culturelle :Le leitmotiv de U.R est de mettre Ă  genoux cette vision de la culture oĂč chacun est dans son bac en fnac, dans sa petite case, Beaucoup de clichĂ©s et de jugements inter-cultures rĂ©sultent de cette segmentation ; bien souvent les gens du rap ne veulent pas se mĂ©langer Ă  ceux de la musique Ă©lectronique qui, Ă  leurs yeux se rĂ©sume bien souvent Ă  un poum-poum rĂ©pĂ©titif qu’il classe sous le nom de Techno.Beaucoup semblent oublier que le rap aussi dans la plupart des cas est une musique Ă©lectronique Ă  base de samples et de boites Ă  rythme, le rap faisant partie de la multitude de facettes qui compose ce diamant numĂ©rique.Drum and Bass, Idm, Dubstep, House, Down-tempo, Trance, Electronica, Idm, MombaCore, Fidget,Break, Glitch 
 Facile de se perdre au milieu de toutes ces dĂ©nominations qui qualifient tant de sonoritĂ©s et d’expressions musicales au son radicalement diffĂ©rents.Notre objectif est de mĂ©langer, voir de fusionner ces tendances, de dĂ©montrer que toutes ces barriĂšres d’étiquettes peuvent aisĂ©ment ĂȘtre ignorĂ©es et que si le mĂ©lange est bien fait, l’hybridation ne peut ĂȘtre qu’intĂ©ressante.U.R doit fonctionner dans cette logique, ĂȘtre un Supra-Collectif ouvert Ă  toutes mouvances, tant que le contenu et l’ñme de l’art n’ont pasĂ©tĂ© bradĂ©s. Nous avons tous nos gĂŽuts musicaux, nos styles de prĂ©dilection et des sonoritĂ©s qui nous hĂ©rissent le poil, personne ne vous demande d’écouter ce que vous n’aimez pas et de renier vos racines culturelles. Il y a du bon et du mauvais partout, et que si les bons dĂ©cidaient de se rĂ©unir ne serait ce que sur des actes ponctuels, de mettre leurs rĂ©seaux en commun, cela pourraient faire du mal au Mainstream et Ă  la pensĂ©e unique
.FĂ©dĂ©ration des Ă©nergies et des compĂ©tences :De l’artiste "sociopathe" dĂ©sireux de ne rencontrer personne jusqu’au collectif, tout l’monde est bienvenue, du groupe de mĂ©tal au groupe de rap ou punk en passant par l’écrivain indĂ©pendant, l’artiste peintre, le sculpteur et j’en passe, la seule condition est de ne pas avoir vendu l’ñme de son art Ă  l’Entertainment et la grande machine consumĂ©riste, d’avoir une Ă©thique et un message palpable.Le but est de fĂ©dĂ©rer, de rĂ©unir les Ă©nergies et compĂ©tences de la culture alternative en France. Dans chaque ville existe un rĂ©seau associatif qui tente de produire sur scĂšne autre chose que de la soupe, des cinĂ©mas d’auteurs qui essaient de jouer autre chose que du blockbuster, des ondes radios qui continuent tant bien que mal Ă  programmer de la musique alternative et conscientes, des labels indĂ©pendants dĂ©sireux de faire perdurer une vision Ă©thique de la musique ; mais souvent ces entitĂ©s se tirent la bourre et se contentent d’ĂȘtre concurrents
Souvent nous autres, les IndĂ©s n’avons pas la force de frappe, le rĂ©seau, alors que si nous nous unissions , mettions en commun nos contacts,nos mailing lists, nos diverses possibilitĂ©s et capacitĂ©s, les choses pourraient changer.BESOINS:Pour pouvoir trouver et rassembler les artistes alternatifs et conscients, ainsi des le dĂ©but du projet "Un PavĂ© dans L'Asphalte", chacun a pu nous soumettre des noms de groupes reflĂštant Ă  ses yeux la musique alternative.De mm pour le blog, tous peuvent nous soumettre projets, groupes, oeuvre isolĂ©e 
.Ainsi diffĂ©rents pĂŽles doivent ĂȘtre crĂ©Ă©s :.ARTISTIQUE :Ouvert a tout crĂ©ateur partageant les valeurs d’U.R, dĂ©finies dans notre Charte..LOGISTIQUE ET TECHNIQUE :Toute personne pouvant aider Ă  la crĂ©ation et Ă  sa mise en valeur (autocollants, t-shirts, Ă©dition, sonorisation... )..COMMUNICATION :Toute personne dans les mĂ©dias ou juste dĂ©sireuse de nous aider Ă  propager nos messages et rĂ©alisations.GRAPHIQUE :Tout graphiste, infographiste, vidĂ©aste, monteur...Au fur et a mesure, les choses vont s’étoffer, ce mouvement doit ĂȘtre participatif !Rejoignez nos rĂ©seaux, oĂč chacun peut apporter ses idĂ©es, remarques et rĂ©flexions, dĂ©poser des essais, des pamphlets
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I'm 60 and happily married to Randy. I currently work part time at 3 jobs; Fitness Trainer, Electronic Tech, Deputy Sheriff and I'm studying Mechatronics and IT.
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Steve Jobs reincarnated 🕊🕊
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knuxify@mstdn-cybertilde.serveo.netAccording to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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admin@cybertildepaypal me 10$ so that i can buy a proper domain and a small vps for a selfhosted serveo instance, dm for paypal.me linkmain account: @knuxify
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machinetrooper@staging-do.brighteon.socialMachine Trooper
machinetrooper@staging-do.brighteon.social  [follow]
I once served the country that has been betrayed and sold out from under me. Worked a number of civilian jobs. Wrote some books. Now preparing to meet my fate as America suffers the killing blow. Give me liberty or cry havoc.
1848
murderveggie@mastodon.socialNat (she/her)
murderveggie@mastodon.social  [follow]
The token đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ extrovert in your friend group. Started streaming 🎼 on Twitch as a hobby and now I work too many jobs at once.Currently in Japan! đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”
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greylaw89@qoto.orgKris Law
greylaw89@qoto.org  [follow]
Some random guy that you probably shouldn't listen to about anything. Slightly less terrible at coding and geo-spatial analysis than I am at everything else.I'm a proud flat earther! Although I have many flat earths. One for each facet of the globe, because that's how you make maps and use euclidean geometry for calculations instead of Cthulhu's spheres (which of course will eventually drive you insane, and make your computer slow)Lifelong California resident, millennial, not going to be labeled by some political movement. Love STEM and doesn't know much about it.Worked for about 10 years in the GIS / IT industry, doing jobs in the civilian military, government, engineering, and petroleum sectors.Scuba diver, want to learn to sail ships and fly planes if I am ever remotely able to afford it.Still getting used to the fediverse. GIS= Python=
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unclefred@mstdn.socialUnclefred
unclefred@mstdn.social  [follow]
It's long. Born 1950 in Montreal. Always likes math. & physics. Got a BSc in Math., (computers). Could have taken Music; my Bach was worse than my byte. :)Worked 11 years in the arms industry and left in 1987 for reasons of conscience. Many different jobs, self employment for a number of years. I spent 3 years almost becoming a TV Producer. I loved that time. Now I live in Nova Scotia and I'm living on a small pension. I've written a book, as yet unpublished. Subject; Alternative Economics.
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creednmd@mastodon.socialcreednmd
creednmd@mastodon.social  [follow]
iOS dev for Myzone.org. Long-term nerd, with previous jobs at Games Workshop and in Apple Retail.‘And the ride goes up and down and round and round.’
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dennis@helladoge.comDennis
dennis@helladoge.com  [follow]
You know what’s cooler than a million dollars? A million jobs.
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karl@ibicadi.comKarl (Ibicadi) 🇩đŸ‡č
karl@ibicadi.com  [follow]
[EN] I primary offer pay jobs and if you want tfp you definitely must have a idee fascinating me. Feel free to check out if one of the jobs is for you. Looking forward to youe application. I pay usual rates and we always have lot of fun at the set with only a very few people.[DE] ich biete primĂ€r Pay Jobs an und TFP ist nur in AusnahmefĂ€llen, solltest Du eine Idee haben, welche mich fasziniert, möglich. Sollte ein Job fĂŒr Dich dabei sein, freue ich mich auf Deine Bewerbung. Die Bezahlung ist marktĂŒblich und es gibt immer extrem viel Spaß am sehr kleinen Set, mit ganz wenigen Personen. Element Matrix Messenger=@karl:matrix.ctseuro.com Mastodon (Fediverse)=@kmj@mastodon.ctseuro.com Peertube (Fediverse)=@kmj@peertube.ctseuro.com
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vont@freespeechextremist.comVontfermon
vont@freespeechextremist.com  [follow]
male, spiritual autistic starseed with a golden heart and a mind not for this worldnon-covid non-political non this or that horse crapI will not give you cash eitherno petty human animal concerns like thatI am an autodidactic individual. I write books that haven't been published and read stuff that feeds the soul but makes no sense to anyone else.I train people on how to do their jobs correctly. full time.I like computers, radios, collecting vinyl, electronic music, meditative frequencies, divination and other spiritual activitiesand of course, the most important part of a profile according to earthlings is that which pertains to sexual function of the human animal in question.unfortunately, i am a virgin so it does not matter. enjoy your mindwank.k?oh yeah. i am. that's a verb. no pronouns in my man cave.
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machinetrooper@brighteon.socialMachine Trooper
machinetrooper@brighteon.social  [follow]
I once served the country that has been betrayed and sold out from under me. Worked a number of civilian jobs. Wrote some books. Now preparing to meet my fate as America suffers the killing blow. Give me liberty or cry havoc.
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machinetrooper@staging.brighteon.socialMachine Trooper
machinetrooper@staging.brighteon.social  [follow]
I once served the country that has been betrayed and sold out from under me. Worked a number of civilian jobs. Wrote some books. Now preparing to meet my fate as America suffers the killing blow. Give me liberty or cry havoc.
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blenderartists@mastodon.artBlender Artists
Forum, Featured Gallery
blenderartists@mastodon.art  [follow]
The central hub of the Blender Community. Jobs=https://blenderartists.org/c/jobs/paid-work?status=open
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graysonpeddie@social.librem.oneGrayson Peddie
graysonpeddie@social.librem.one  [follow]
Linux enthusiast! Certified in CompTIA A+ and Network+! Visual/hearing impaired. Looking for entry-level jobs in IT.
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kim4truth2share@staging-do.brighteon.socialKim4TRUTH2share
kim4truth2share@staging-do.brighteon.social  [follow]
Hopes & prayers to you all, from a California person. The NWO/reset is here & we can push back by staying connected on-line & coordinate with truth & solutions.Since the start of this SCAMdemic my art jobs and sales have fallen off significantly. I'm now a business owner with a great deal of time on my hands & vengeance for the GREAT RESET = COVID BS !!! Join me in some truth chat. More links: https://linktr.ee/KimARTandDesign.com
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andreideholte@mastodon.socialAndrei Deholte
andreideholte@mastodon.social  [follow]
Roteirizando tudo menos minha vida. Jobs=UX / Writer Hobby=Astronomy
1222
carelounge@mastodon.socialCareLounge
carelounge@mastodon.social  [follow]
Seit 2003. Der Socialmedia-Stellenmarkt im Sozial- und Gesundheitswesen. Multiposting auf Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, Instagram & Google_for_Jobs
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constructionjobs@mastodon.socialConstruction Jobs
constructionjobs@mastodon.social  [follow]
Nation's premier employment job board and resume database built exclusively for the construction industries.Your one stop for managing your construction career.
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kim4truth2share@staging.brighteon.socialKim4TRUTH2share
kim4truth2share@staging.brighteon.social  [follow]
Hopes & prayers to you all, from a California person. The NWO/reset is here & we can push back by staying connected on-line & coordinate with truth & solutions.Since the start of this SCAMdemic my art jobs and sales have fallen off significantly. I'm now a business owner with a great deal of time on my hands & vengeance for the GREAT RESET = COVID BS !!! Join me in some truth chat. More links: https://linktr.ee/KimARTandDesign.com
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kiru@counter.socialKiruđŸ‡ș🇾
kiru@counter.social  [follow]
lover of all things geek. hockey fan. one of those left wing nut jobs Fox news warns you about.
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kollegin@botsin.spaceKollegin.DE
kollegin@botsin.space  [follow]
#Erotik-Jobs in #Deutschland, der #Schweiz und #Österreich
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radirks@mastodon.socialStephan Dirks
radirks@mastodon.social  [follow]
Fachanwalt fĂŒr Urheber- und Medienrecht, RA fĂŒr IP/IT ✆ +49 (0)40 70975083http://dirks.legal/impressum | http://dirks.legal/datenschutz | http://jobs.dirks.legal
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theloregoyfs@wubrg.socialThe Loregoyfs
theloregoyfs@wubrg.social  [follow]
We're a playset of nerds who love to analyze and have fun with the epic lore of Magic the Gathering. Blake Rasmussen has described us as "fun, friendly and engaging." which is something none of us ever expected given our day jobs.You can reach us at loregoyf@gmail.com Managed by=@Tayatranscendent
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7staffing@counter.social7Staffing
7staffing@counter.social  [follow]
IT Recruiter for IT Risk & Security, Cyber, Privacy, Analytics $100k+ jobs nationwide.
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curty155@mastodon.socialAnderson
curty155@mastodon.social  [follow]
Civil Engineer. Contract based jobs. From California. Travel a lot, depends of work. Love my job.Forgive me, but I'm not okay with tooting all the time. I really don't have stuffs to say.You never know untill you try. So I try. And try again.
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healthchecks_io@fosstodon.orgHealthchecks.io
Website, Github, Status
healthchecks_io@fosstodon.org  [follow]
Cron job and background task monitoring. Instant alerts when your cron jobs and scheduled tasks don't run on time.
112
matlabjobs@social.linux.pizzaMATLAB jobs
matlabjobs@social.linux.pizza  [follow]
The #1 site for finding & posting MATLAB jobs
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kim4truth2share@brighteon.socialKim4TRUTH2share
kim4truth2share@brighteon.social  [follow]
Hopes & prayers to you all, from a California person. The NWO/reset is here & we can push back by staying connected on-line & coordinate with truth & solutions.Since the start of this SCAMdemic my art jobs and sales have fallen off significantly. I'm now a business owner with a great deal of time on my hands & vengeance for the GREAT RESET = COVID BS !!! Join me in some truth chat. More links: https://linktr.ee/KimARTandDesign.com
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nnavigli@toot.thoughtworks.comNicole
nnavigli@toot.thoughtworks.com  [follow]
#ThoughtWorks Making words and pictures. Always on. Helping devs find jobs. #MakeYourMarkInTech #JoinTW
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sydbarrett76@mastodon.unoSyd
sydbarrett76@mastodon.uno  [follow]
Once we had Dreams, now we have Jobs.Brutta Persona e orgoglioso di esserlo. KalsarikÀnni way of life.
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biscuitcase@glindr.orgIsla Adele
biscuitcase@glindr.org  [follow]
Had enough of this particular postmodern pile of pansexual pigeon poop. Cutting up bodies to treat narcissism is bad enough, but tit jobs were never intended for troubled teens.
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jeannie83@mastodon.onlineJeannie83
jeannie83@mastodon.online  [follow]
Former musician (classical) and various jobs. Currently hobby artist. Education: Auckland Girls grammar and Franz Schubert Konservatorium, Vienna.
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leanderwattigjobs@mastodon.socialLEANDER WATTIG Jobs
Website
leanderwattigjobs@mastodon.social  [follow]
Die Jobbörse fĂŒr Publisher*innen, Medien und Communitys von @leanderwattig. — Job posten: http://lwlinks.com/jobgratis — Top Job buchen: http://lwlinks.com/topjob
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collinius@octodon.socialCollinius
collinius@octodon.social  [follow]
Generalist nerd. Love it when people get excited about the silly minutiae of their jobs/hobbies. New friends welcome.
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artilectzed@dobbs.town𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚉𝚎𝚍
artilectzed@dobbs.town  [follow]
Beep boop bop, I am a robot. I run on American jobs. Organization=The Four Corner Triangle Location=///winded.those.sirens Alternate ego=Possibly you 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭=🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
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insidequantum@qoto.orginsideQuantum
Website, Twitter
insidequantum@qoto.org  [follow]
insideQuantum (https://insidequantum.org/) is a podcast telling the human stories behind cutting-edge developments in quantum technology, with the aim of highlighting the diverse range of people behind the amazing discoveries powering the quantum revolution.Each episode features a different guest, chosen from a wide variety of backgrounds, jobs and career stages, including guests from both academia and industry. Over the course of a 30-40 minute chat we’ll hear all about their story, and how they got to where they are now. What got them interested in quantum physics? Where did they start, what has their journey so far been like, what advice do they have for others interested in getting into the field, and what do they think the future holds for quantum technologies?Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music, YouTube and more!If you can’t find insideQuantum listed on your app of choice, you can get a direct link to our RSS feed here: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/1964782.rss
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pburkholder@mastodon.socialPeter Burkholder
pburkholder@mastodon.social  [follow]
Geophysicist turned DevOp. Jobs include: cloud.gov, 18f, GovReady, Chef, AARP, NCBI, NCAR, UWashington. I make pizza, sing, play Ultimate đŸ„ (not simultaneously). he/him. Posts mine.
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restaurantjobs@mastodon.socialRestaurant jobs
restaurantjobs@mastodon.social  [follow]
Restaurant Jobs available, Restaurants Jobs in Hyderabad, Food & Restaurant Jobs, Restaurant Jobs, Local restaurant jobs, McDonald's Jobs, Catering jobs in hyde
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12ozmouse@poast.tv12 Oz. Mouse
12ozmouse@poast.tv  [follow]
In this crudely animated series, a mouse performs odd jobs so he can buy more beer.
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commie@mastodon.social☭ QUEER ☭
commie@mastodon.social  [follow]
jobs and education, not war and occupation // 🇹đŸ‡șâ˜­đŸ‡”đŸ‡· // @anxiousqueer on Twitter
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moonlightroleplay@mastodon.onlineMoonlight Roleplay
Discord, Website
moonlightroleplay@mastodon.online  [follow]
A serious roleplay fivem server, including government jobs, player run business, and gang life. Fivem=Moonlight RolePlay
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zaivala@social.librem.oneMossHippoLinux
zaivala@social.librem.one  [follow]
I've been playing with computers since 1970. Have some training, lots of experience, no computer jobs. On podcast teams for mintCast and Distrohoppers' Digest.
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eppgroup@respublicae.euEPP Group
eppgroup@respublicae.eu  [follow]
Unofficial mirror. No copyright asserted. ∎ The largest political group in the @europarl_en.We defend centre-right policies to promote growth & jobs in a more integrated Europe. #EPP4Health #JobsJobsJobs
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loulepew@438punk.houseLou le Pew
loulepew@438punk.house  [follow]
Retired washed out punk. Was in a bunch of bands no one cared about. Worked in sublimation on cassette tapes, switched jobs, busted my shoulder, now I beat people up for money. I have adhd and learn useless skills. I play every instrument albeit badly, I know how to squat in the wilderness but will probably never do so, I draw, cook, and bartend really well. I identify as a skunk; something about me must stink because punks don't like me anymore. I'm hot, don't talk to me.They/Them/Thaddy
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micahcorah@qoto.orgMicah Corah
micahcorah@qoto.org  [follow]
Roboticist. Postdoc in the CMU AirLab. Applying for academic jobs. I study aerial robotics, multi-robot systems, and autonomous mapping and perception. I enjoy rock climbing, bike rides, and heavy music.
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michelebutcherjones@mastodon.socialMichele Butcher-Jones
michelebutcherjones@mastodon.social  [follow]
Michele is the WordPress Technical Specialist at Thrive Internet Marketing Agency and runs her own WordPress shop at 13Core. When not working her jobs, Michele is an organizer for WordCamp St Louis, WordCamp US 2019, and the Lead Organizer of the Southern Illinois WordPress Meetup. You can usually find her snapping pictures, at the gym, hanging with her family, or reading a book. She is always down for an adventure, especially if it involves great food or drinks.
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mynameisrobertpaulson@counter.socialold man
mynameisrobertpaulson@counter.social  [follow]
IT work since mid 90's giant chip manufacturer, mid sized freight company, gigantic financial services company varied jobs from support to risk and compliance
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charlescdowd@octodon.socialCharles C Dowd
charlescdowd@octodon.social  [follow]
Author/Illustrator of comics and kid's books. Lilith Dark, Kidthulhu, Penny Powers, & The A to Z Guide to Jobs for Girls.
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gigglyingalloy@koyu.spaceArtistXodera đŸ—œđŸ‡ș🇾
gigglyingalloy@koyu.space  [follow]
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. Quote Steve Jobs
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gopaint@mastodon.socialgopaint
gopaint@mastodon.social  [follow]
https://gopaintsprayer.com/ - Electric sprayers are some of the most convenient options to consider if you want something that can handle DIY weekend projects or occasional side hustle jobs. This Top of Best Paint Sprayer Reviews will lead you to the PERFECT one. CHEAPER, EASIER, CLEANER.
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